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Mr Nice Guy 05-27-2011 03:39 AM

Hi Ladies.
 
Hi all, I'm new here you know.<<disallowed word>>
So I'm going to take this real slow.<<disallowed word>>
Let me introduce myself, I'm the elusive butch.<<disallowed word>>
Im easy to get to know but will run if you touch.<<disallowed word>>
I need a femme who will take it slow.<<disallowed word>>
Trust me I'm worth getting to know.<<disallowed word>>
Your Mom would love me and want you to marry.<<disallowed word>>
Just don't come with a u-haul cause that would be scary.<<disallowed word>>
I'm attracted to Femmes that are sweet and kind.<<disallowed word>>
Get to know me and I might make you mine.<<disallowed word>>

ruthie14 05-27-2011 04:19 AM

Welcome EB.... nice poem.... wonder what the disallowed words were? hmmmm naughty!

Have fun, and if you haven't found them already.. there are some singles threads here... nice folks.

Ruthie

Abigail Crabby 05-27-2011 05:24 AM

Welcome to the Planet.

Wait we have words that are disallowed? I hope it's not :chocolate:

The_Lady_Snow 05-27-2011 05:51 AM

<disallowed!> welcome and <disallowed> enjoy your <disallowed>The Planet!

Heavenleahangel 05-27-2011 06:05 AM

Welcome!
 
Welcome to the Planet, Elusive! I hope you find the people here enlightening.
Look around, there are plenty of us single, sweet, loving femmes around. Grab your pencil, start chatting and taking notes! We aren't so hard to find.

Linus 05-27-2011 09:35 AM

Welcome elusive. The disallowed words are words that would be classified as racist in nature. We decided to eliminate them all regardless of who said them and no matter the context.

WolfyOne 05-27-2011 10:09 AM

I'd like to Welcome You To The Planet

From you're intro, it looks like your sole purpose is for dating
Hang around long enough and there will be one coming soon, it's in the works
In the meantime, go to the threads, read and post
Get to know us as we begin to get to know you

Enjoy your stay

Julie 05-27-2011 10:27 AM

Welcome Elusive!

Mr Nice Guy 05-27-2011 10:28 AM

Ok first, I'm not a racist. I didn't put any words that would be like that. All I know is I was trying to rythme. Oh well, all good. Thanks everyone.:)

Stud_puppy1991 05-27-2011 10:33 AM

Hi there, fellow butch. I love your username as well as your intro. so poetic. reminds me of how i love poetry. Anyways, welcome to the Planet.

Linus 05-27-2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 347055)
Ok first, I'm not a racist. I didn't put any words that would be like that. All I know is I was trying to rythme. Oh well, all good. Thanks everyone.:)


I thought that was the case but the system is picking something up at the end of each line and replacing it. Curious... I saw something similar elsewhere but attributed it to being copied from somewhere else.

I wonder if there is a form of malware that adds words to the end of sentences..

The_Lady_Snow 05-27-2011 10:44 AM

Doh!
 
Holy Batpoop here I thought it was like a fill in the blank kinda poem:|<~ dork

princessbelle 05-27-2011 10:48 AM

I saw Elusive's post then Lady Snow's and i figured somehow my "parental settings" had been changed on my puter. I was searching trying to figure out how to change them on my desktop.

BTW welcome Elusive!!!

Julie 05-27-2011 10:51 AM

I kinda want to put in all the bad words I know and see if I will get the Disallow Word thing...
But then I thought - Oh NO!
I might be yelled at.

Linus 05-27-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julie (Post 347071)
I kinda want to put in all the bad words I know and see if I will get the Disallow Word thing...
But then I thought - Oh NO!
I might be yelled at.

You'll see Juney's <<@>> for weeks if you did that. I can promise that. I might even scare up something scarier. :police:

Julie 05-27-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus (Post 347072)
You'll see Juney's <<@>> for weeks if you did that. I can promise that. I might even scare up something scarier. :police:

I know...
But now with your threat and my GOD a UNIFORM!
Makes me want to do it MORE.

(hot flashes)

The_Lady_Snow 05-27-2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus (Post 347072)
You'll see Juney's <<@>> for weeks if you did that. I can promise that. I might even scare up something scarier. :police:


Like 666 clowns crawling out of a minivan kinda worse?

LaneyDoll 05-27-2011 11:06 AM

Welcome to you! I think that poem is great-seems to have been a very effective way to break the ice ;)

See in the singles area...

Chancie 05-27-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 346906)
Hi all, I'm new here you know.<<disallowed word>>

<snip>

Get to know me and I might make you mine.<<disallowed word>>

Welcome to the Planet, ElusiveButch.

Any chance I know you from another place? A church basement? A tea dance? Another site?

:sushi:

Softly 05-27-2011 11:30 AM

:|

hey...welcome

Mr Nice Guy 05-27-2011 12:14 PM

Thanks all!! I was worried that you all would think that. I'm really very nice and sweet. I'm the one always fighting for the underdog. Actually I didnt read my post until I got an email. Glad all is ok. Thanks everyone for the welcome. :) I'll check out the threads and go back to see if I missed anything. God!! I need glasses!

Sparkle 05-27-2011 01:07 PM

Welcome! :)

Greyson 05-27-2011 02:00 PM

Hi Elusive. Welcome to the Planet. You guessed it, I am not exactly a "Lady" but I wanted to welcome you anyway. Enjoy!

cuddlyfemme 05-27-2011 02:30 PM

Welcome to the Planet! Have fun!

Corkey 05-27-2011 02:39 PM

LOL not a Lady but welcome anyway!

Mister Bent 05-27-2011 03:47 PM

No hello for the gents here?

Huh.

Welcome anyway!


Daywalker 05-27-2011 03:54 PM

Welcome
:weedsmoke:

So I guess turning this into the
Mad Libs thread is out?

:thinking:


:daywalker:

Mr Nice Guy 05-27-2011 04:16 PM

Sorry butches, hi all!!
I've been on another site but it always crashes. Besides I'm in a new place right now and I want to start anew. Not sure how to do the online LDR thing but I'm willing to try. I can't chat because my phone won't or can't do it. I tried. But any other way is fine. Hope you all have a wonderful night or day??

Jar 05-27-2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 347226)
No hello for the gents here?

I was waiting for someone to say that ... and welcome Elusive! :)

Mr Nice Guy 05-28-2011 04:12 AM

Sorry to the Butches I forgot to add.
My hi was for the Ladies, boy am I bad.
It wasn't my intention to miss all of you.
So forgive me for not mentioning you all too.
So hi to the Butches I hope we can be friends.
I promise to say hi, again and again.

Mr Nice Guy 05-28-2011 04:14 AM

Hey look, no bad words. Phew!!:)

Delish 05-28-2011 04:20 AM

Lol cute poem(s) Elusive!

Mr Nice Guy 05-29-2011 04:52 AM

Thank you Delish. :) I'm always writing poetry.

Merlin 05-29-2011 06:05 AM

Not a lady ! Am a beast with fuzz,fangs and teeth lol. Just like one of the wolf boys off twilight . . From one butch to another welcome =]

Starbuck 05-29-2011 06:35 PM

Come Right On In!
 
:welcome: to the Planet Elusive! There are plenty of femmes here and even some single ones so jump in and post to the threads and you'll make friends in no time! What part of the East Coast are you from? I was stationed at Ft. Devens Massachusetts when I was in the Army so I'm a HUGE Red Sox fan. You're not a Yankees fan are ya? LOL, it's okay if you are. :fastdraq: I hope you enjoy our site!

Mr Nice Guy 05-29-2011 07:28 PM

I live in N.H. I'm from Mass and I like the redsox. There's some great people here and I'm laying my hat. :)

Semantics 05-29-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 348760)
I live in N.H. I'm from Mass and I like the redsox. There's some great people here and I'm laying my hat. :)

Not the red sox!


Welcome anyway. :)

girl_dee 05-29-2011 07:32 PM

GO BOSOX!!!!!!! :cheerleader:

Mr Nice Guy 05-29-2011 07:34 PM

Thank you. :)

girl_dee 05-29-2011 07:37 PM

Hi, I lived in Mass for a few years following Katrina, was an amazing place, I loved it. Went to Fenway several times!


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