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Medusa 08-02-2011 08:56 PM

Wadder - Folder - Crumpler!
 
Dixieboo wants to know all of your bathroom habits. *snort*


Here's a poll!

dixie 08-02-2011 08:59 PM

Nah, I just like polls. Not so much on the bathroom habits. *chuckle*


I guess I'm more of a crumpler/scruncher/wadder type. Folding takes too darn long...lol

bigbutchmistie 08-02-2011 08:59 PM

LMAO! I was wondering who was gonna start this... :)

pajama 08-02-2011 09:28 PM

This one had me crackin' up.

moxie 08-02-2011 09:32 PM

Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!

dixie 08-02-2011 09:35 PM

I'm cracking up over whoever picked "tree bark"...lol

scootebaby 08-02-2011 09:38 PM

had a bidet at one time...i just felt dirty AND wet....im a folder--easier to control.

:| <--knows this face belongs elsewhere,but just feels right at this moment


why does Dixieboo care how others wipe their ass? i mean i have wondered A LOT of things,but i have to say this was NOT one of them!

swan 08-02-2011 09:38 PM

Always a folder here. A neat n tidy folder...

suebee 08-02-2011 09:59 PM

I too had a bidet one time. Apparently it was for the cats to fight over so they could sit next to whoever happened to be on the toilet and stare at them so's they COULDN'T do what they were there for. :|

Corkey 08-02-2011 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 391300)
I'm cracking up over whoever picked "tree bark"...lol


That would be me 'cause I'm an ass.

dixie 08-02-2011 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 391303)
had a bidet at one time...i just felt dirty AND wet....im a folder--easier to control.

:| <--knows this face belongs elsewhere,but just feels right at this moment


why does Dixieboo care how others wipe their ass? i mean i have wondered A LOT of things,but i have to say this was NOT one of them!

Trust me, the dixieboo did NOT really wonder about others' ass wiping methods. I just suggested a poll when 'Dusa said she was "taking stock" of the subject. See? I get blamed for the shittiest things. *snicker*

:| <---this face feels oh so right at the moment

Leigh 08-02-2011 10:06 PM

I'm a folder, takes a couple seconds and I'm done :P

Ebon 08-02-2011 10:24 PM

Clogger. :)

DapperButch 08-03-2011 05:51 AM

Crumpler.

I would suggest that folding uses more toilet paper...you have to use a lot if you don't want the wetness to soak through onto your hand.

<---taking this discussion very seriously :tease:

Daktari 08-03-2011 06:07 AM

Both...folded for wet stuff, scrumpled for solid stuff.

Medusa 08-03-2011 07:34 AM

See, I can't crumple on the off-chance that the tiniest space might be left uncovered and my hand my bust through. :|

Words 08-03-2011 07:49 AM

Since O/our budget won't stretch to TP, I just drip dry.

When it comes to #2, B. makes me do it on the rhubarb (no expensive bags of fertilizer here) then wipe using the leaves.

I'm being serious. Not;)

Words

theoddz 08-03-2011 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 391459)
See, I can't crumple on the off-chance that the tiniest space might be left uncovered and my hand my bust through. :|

You need The Charmin extra strong, heavy duty jumbo roll. :twitch:

:)

~Theo~ :bouquet:

scootebaby 08-03-2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 391406)
Crumpler.

I would suggest that folding uses more toilet paper...you have to use a lot if you don't want the wetness to soak through onto your hand.

<---taking this discussion very seriously :tease:


now im gonna have to put this to the test because it seems it would be the opposite to me...but regardless of outcome(of test not waste) i will still fold--i just like to test theories


:)

princessbelle 08-03-2011 07:58 AM

I'm a wrap it around your hand-er to start it off. I don't know why exactly, because then i take it and fold it up and then i'm still not done, because at that point, i crumple and wad it.

Why do i do these things.

See how this site makes you "dig" deep into your inner compartments and really rationalize your true self? I had no idea i took so much time for this one simple thing.

No wonder my partners are always waiting outside the door with their legs crossed.

I guess i'm an over achiever toilet paper princess.

NJFemmie 08-03-2011 08:59 AM

I scrunch. I enjoy that multi-dimensional wiping sensation.

NJFemmie 08-03-2011 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 391297)
Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!

We have one. But nothing says lovin' like a ball of scrunched paper.

NJFemmie 08-03-2011 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 391320)
Trust me, the dixieboo did NOT really wonder about others' ass wiping methods. I just suggested a poll when 'Dusa said she was "taking stock" of the subject. See? I get blamed for the shittiest things. *snicker*

:| <---this face feels oh so right at the moment


No need to be embarrassed. You're among "friends".

*chucking and pointing as I walk away*

dark_crystal 08-03-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 391297)
Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!

totally wanted to rip the bidet out of our hotel room in Rome so i could bring it home with me (apartment mgr will not install :()

durrrrrrrr 08-03-2011 04:10 PM

Seinfeld episode
 
Elaine's can you spare a square?



WolfyOne 08-03-2011 04:22 PM

This thread has me cracking up

I'm a folder
I'm even particular about the TP I use at home
Doesn't ever matter what is on sale when I run low and go out to buy it :|

DapperButch 08-03-2011 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 391736)
Elaine's can you spare a square?



I say this all the time! ha!

Gemme 08-03-2011 08:51 PM

I can't vote because my option is not there.

scootebaby 08-04-2011 10:09 AM

so i tried the test...crumple vs fold....seems to me that u dont get to use as mucg of the paper if u crumple as u do folding....or maybe i wadded instead of crumpled---as for time consuming on the folding you do it as you do your business---its called multitasking--i seem to have an issue with having to do more than one thing at a time ALL the time.

DapperButch 08-04-2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 392087)
so i tried the test...crumple vs fold....seems to me that u dont get to use as mucg of the paper if u crumple as u do folding....or maybe i wadded instead of crumpled---as for time consuming on the folding you do it as you do your business---its called multitasking--i seem to have an issue with having to do more than one thing at a time ALL the time.

Told ya'll! :whip:

Actually, I said crumpled, when really I should have said wadded. Medusa, I think that we need a definition of the terms, please! What is crumpled?

tapu 08-04-2011 07:04 PM

I just use my hand and then wipe it off.



Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!



;)

DapperButch 08-04-2011 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu (Post 392409)
I just use my hand and then wipe it off.



Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!



;)

No.

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P.S.
I thought that wad and crumple were in different categories when I sought out definitions.

Apocalipstic 08-05-2011 03:51 PM

DEfinitely Origami

AtLast 08-06-2011 07:34 AM

Wrapper....

:|

Jessica 08-07-2011 06:33 PM

Haha clogger here-TP does not last long in my house :)

EnderD_503 08-12-2011 04:31 PM

Tree bark, ftw!

JoSchmooze 08-14-2011 10:45 AM



Isn't it time for a new poll yet? How many answers ya gotta have?

Duchess 08-14-2011 11:08 AM

Just so you know Dixie, I start with a neat dry fold and then I follow up with a baby wipe. Don't like the dingleberries.:blink:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h2...roomsmiley.gif

Medusa 08-14-2011 02:25 PM

Ok - I think I should win a trophy just because Duchess used the word "dingleberries"! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!


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