You Might Be A Geek If...
 

The premise of this thread is similar to the idea of the you might be a redneck if jokes.
Fill in the blank.

You might be a geek if...
When you see the name Starbuck you think of Battlestar Galactica not a misspelling of a coffee chain.

... you still try to discuss Lost.

Many years ago I was on the Engineering Computing softball team.
Our name: Base 2

...I still giggle thinking about it.

All your base are belong to us...

You may be a geek if this phrase has ever been a part of your everyday vocabulary :p

You know the difference between a D4 and a D20 :) aren't ashamed to take yours out of the bag and show them off :blink:

... you know everyone at the Genius Bar by name.



(Mac users only. wait, though. if you use a Mac, then you can't be a....)

If you dig this shirt, you might be a...

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You might be a geek if....
....you have waiting in line for a midnight movie in costume.

oh geez ... this has me written all over it ;) *laughs*

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you can't go out to the bar with your friends because you have to practice for your upcoming band concert...


you have a serious addiction to MMORPGs...

These are hilarious-ok, the ones I understand anyway. I guess I am not a geek?

;)

:sparklyheart:

Well, nobody's perfect. ;)

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You understand the phrase

There are only 11 kinds of people in the world, those that know binary and those that do not.

You own a Tshirt that says:
I void warranties!

or one that says

No, I wont fix your computer ...and you wear it to family holiday celebrations..but you end up fixing them anyway.

... there's blood and chicken feathers all over your t-shirt.





(I told everyone I was reading Geek Love.) :o

....you can't drive/hike by roadkill or fecal matter without identifying the genus and species.

A corollary to that would be "...you ever put roadkill in your backpack because the skull was intact."

Funny, I never got asked out on a second date after that one. Curious.

Alright, that puts me in the biology nerd category, not geek, but I wanted to play. I got picked last at dodgeball too. :glasses:

There is an age limit for using AOL. I believe you have to be over 72 to use it.

You might be a geek if you ever wanted to work on a Firefly class ship with Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

If you ever used the word indeed and thought of Teal'C from SG1.

If you have ever used the word frack in the place of fuck.

You might be a geek if
 

...you and your friends have had serious discussions about Deanna Troy vs. Seven of Nine.

...you and your friends are considering making t-shirts with the slogan "Tasha Yar made me gay".

if you think that LARPing should be a course requirement in college
if you know how to speak 3 or more "fantasy" languages

I thanked this post because I wanted everybody to think I understood it. I am out of the geek running.

OMGYES! :D ... I :stillheart: this thread ;)

you have your library card number memorized but don't know your own phone number

Knew Firefly would come up. lol

You might be a geek if....
....you love to prove 1+1 does not equal 2.

You might be a geek if....
...you stand in line for 2 days to get the lastest and greatest I-Phone.

You might be a geek if....
...you can recognize the different windows versions by the sound of it shutting down.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what Comic-Con is.

You might be a geek if....
...you speak to your friends more often online than face to face.

You might be a geek if....
...instead of saying awesome or cool you say 'shiney'.

You might be a geek if....
...you know what a 'reaver' is and it gives you nightmares.

You might be a geek if you have a countdown until Dr. Who kills Hitler.

you have arguements over who the best doctor is as well as the greatest companion

you secretly look at phonebooths and wonder if they can travel in time and space

omg I want to go to comic-con one of these days.

*shivers* Let's not talk about reavers.

if you now have a fear of turning your back on religious statuary

if you were wicked bummed when you had to admit that Tron wasn't what REALLY happens inside computers...

You have spent an evening "stalking" your favorite actor at a convention and didn't get arrested.

You attended a discussion panel on the creation of a fantasy language used in film.

You have more photos in albums of people you don't know dressed in cosplay than you have of family and friends...