What does your Bday say about you
 

Choose Your Birth Month

Jan -I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

- Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my bestfriend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - ur grandma
31 - a mop

- Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy /girl :)

I shot a stripper because im a pimp :p

LMAO! I have been called a pimp.. :blink:

I slept with a mop because I smoked crack.


:|


Makes sense to me. Stop looking at me like that. She had perty hair

ROFLMFAO!!! Tawse pretty hair huh :p *looks sideways at ya* :blink:

The other shirt I thought about wearing today was green... so I was either fucked up on Crack or Cocaine..

Either way the mop didn't stand a chance.

Oct - I shanked 12 - a teletubby Black - because I'm sexy like that


......okay it's true, I am sexy like that......I am a teletubby shanker....there is just no denying it!

:blink: ROFLMFAO!!!! SMH

I need a dog because I have double D's.
How did it KNOW????

I shot an easter egg because I had to!

Hey..it was lookin at me wrong!

I smoked with my lover because hoes keep stealin my tocos.

Mean hoes I would rather be doing something else with my lover instead of smoking and all because of them :P Giggles

well...

makes sense...

kinda creepy how much sense it makes actually. :|

Geez, while mom & dad are away, this site has sure degenerated!

Ok, I'll play:

I needed~a stripper~because I'm good in bed~


PS: can't believe I just participated!
:|

Apparently, I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp. :confused:

I hope you sanitized after. :|

I ran shirtless with some crack heads because hoes keep stealin my tacos.

I love tacos :(

I needed a horse because I have double d's.

Nice!


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...DEjMJteIQzBO5V

was I holdin out? :cigar2: ;)

Oct. 13

"I shanked the kool-aid man because I love marijuana"

lmao ... uncanny lolz ;)

Jett

June21-Yellow shirt
You beat a drink because you did'nt like the way he/she looked at you.
Well duh..I don't eber touch even a cop! Err..I mean drop;)

I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that.

:blink:

I ran shirtless with my lover because I had to??:seeingstars:

Gillian's is: I need a condom because I'm a pimp


Hmmmm


I'm scared and turned on at the same time.

:byebye:

I cuddled with the cookie monster because I love cocaine.

i cuddled with a homo because im a pimp

I ate my toothbrush cuz hoes keep stealin my tacos!

i slept with a homo because i love marijuana! :|

i shot your mom because i'm good in bed...:rofl:

I smoked with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that

:readfineprint:

I slept with the cookie monster because i'm a pimp . . .



NOT even for free cookies!

I ran naked, with a teletubby, because I'm a pimp.