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Diva 11-29-2009 01:32 PM

Diva's Thousand Post Party!!
 
Those of You who know me and even some who don't (and say they do) know that I will use ANY damn excuse to throw a party!

So when someone said to me...."my GOD, Diva, don't You EVER shut~up?" and pointed out that I had nearly 1,000 Planet Posts (that should be some sort of currency, if You ask me!), I thought that this is as good a reason to throw a party as ANY!!!

So let the insanity and merriment begin!!! Our first Cyber Party!!!

I'm gonna order cake.....cuz that's just the way I roll! :D

:gossip:

:mob:

:happyjump:

:pile:




Surayna 11-29-2009 01:36 PM

I'll set up the refreshments table!

This sounds like fun!

Just_G 11-29-2009 01:37 PM

If there is cake, you know I will be there! Will there be party hats? Whistles? Dancing? oooooo, let's samba!!:grindevil:

Diva 11-29-2009 01:41 PM

I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out! ;)

:grandpiano:

Queerasfck 11-29-2009 01:44 PM

Your call of duty
 
Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!


Diva 11-29-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 13713)
Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!



Clearly, You know my struggle and sacrifice...and bloody finger~tips for The Cause.

I need a tissue.
Hold me.

:fallenangel:

MsDemeanor 11-29-2009 01:48 PM

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

evolveme 11-29-2009 01:49 PM

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*


These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

:unicorn:,

e

Blaze 11-29-2009 01:49 PM

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...:danceparty:
But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

evolveme 11-29-2009 01:51 PM

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

Just_G 11-29-2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13711)
I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out! ;)

:grandpiano:

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..;) I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!:eek:

Diva 11-29-2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 13717)
Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.


It is a cross I must bear. And yet....<misty~eyed> I find I MUST bear it! And bear it GLADLY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 13719)
Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*


These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

:unicorn:,

e

Precious e.....

Because I live to serve Your silly ass I find myself unable to stop posting in pink....I shall serve all of the Pink Food Groups.....the strawberries....the raspberries....the Little Debbie Snowballs in all of their creamy goodness.....and heart~shaped cookies with pink Royal Icing a la Martha Stewart (of course!)......

I will be Princess Coy Flirt~a~Licious....complete with Party Tiara....

And I shall come riding (Yes, I said "come".) in on my Unicorn Steed, which will be farting all manner of sparkly items.....for The Cause.
Your humble RIGHTTTTTT Servantess



Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze (Post 13720)
Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...:danceparty:
But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!


HA!!! "...to look for cool things to make your 'HATE' with."

I love a good Freudian slip! And matching garter belt, too! ;)

The Party....she is a~startin'!!!!

Legendryder 11-29-2009 02:00 PM

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

Diva 11-29-2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 13722)
*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

No.
I wasn't.
You cannot control The Diva, e!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 13724)
Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..;) I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!:eek:


MUST I do EVERYthing? :cheesy:
I swear, G, You DRIVE me to consume chocolate!!! :eatinghersheybar:

Diva 11-29-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendryder (Post 13730)
Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?


1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.

Dean Thoreau 11-29-2009 02:12 PM

Strolls in to Diva's party>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :rainbowAfro:
:bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet:

Flower's for the lovely girl Diva


May you reach 2000 posts any minute now!


Luvs ya
Dean

Blaze 11-29-2009 02:17 PM

lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing!
Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

Pixie 11-29-2009 02:22 PM

Prances in...never can attend too many Diva parties!!!

:pile::pile:

weatherboi 11-29-2009 02:26 PM

Good for you for making the community swirl and twirl!! I always get a kick outta reading your stuff!!

Blaze 11-29-2009 02:26 PM

If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....

Pixie 11-29-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze (Post 13757)
If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....



Lol... might wanna do a second spell check...giggle just kidding!

MUAH

Mister Bent 11-29-2009 02:30 PM

when she bats 1,000
 
I will compose 1
or possibly even 2
haiku for Diva


Rufusboi 11-29-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13734)
1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.


LOL Diva. You are the life of the planet! Don't stop posting. I'm coming to the 2,000 post party! :gimmehug:

Rufus

T D 11-29-2009 03:25 PM


I've always been one to rise to an occasion.... so here I am walking into the party with my paper-mache hard hat on. Also brought some chips and dips, and rootbeer and ice cream for floats :)

Let the party proceed :danceparty:


atomiczombie 11-29-2009 03:34 PM

(((((((((DIVA)))))))))) Woohoo!! Let's make it 10,000 posts by New Years! :happyjump:

Legendryder 11-29-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13734)
1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life. :sigh:
4. It's Sunday.

Still, that it a bunch of typing. I am in school myself, and have an essay class this quarter. So, I type enough already. And I have brain melt too. EWWWWW. Brain melt.

Diva 11-29-2009 06:30 PM

Thanks for the flowers, Dean! :D

***
Weatherboi..... Swirl 'n' Twirl....the new ride at Planet Circus!!! ;)

***

Mr. Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!

And for YOU:

Mr. Bent, welcome!
Haiku R Us, that's for sure!
It's time to partay!!!!!!

***

2,000?!?!?! :|

***
Paper mache` hard hat, TD?
I love it!
Is it PINK!?!?!

Root beer FLOATS!?!?! YUMM~O!

***
AZ.......Nice fantasy! By New Year's 2012 maybe (if we're still here! ;) )....




Y'all are the BEST!!!
Here's a little tune I composed:

"Hard hats & Haiku Hullaballoo".....enjoy!
:rockband:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-29-2009 06:48 PM

*Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine*

Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years

Diva 11-29-2009 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13875)
*Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine*

Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years



It's not a partay without a Bright, Spankin' New Box o' Franzia Chillable Red! ;)


NotAnAverageGuy 11-29-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13878)
It's not a partay without a Bright, Spankin' New Box o' Franzia Chillable Red! ;)



Yes Ma'am

And it has a bow on it the box too lol

Diva 11-29-2009 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13879)
Yes Ma'am

And it has a bow on it the box too lol


It BETTER! ;)
:toast:

Andrew, Jr. 11-29-2009 07:11 PM

Diva, :bouquet:

Let the :rockband::drummer::bandkiss::party::danceparty::g uitar::bluesbrothers::beatles::awww::sparklyheart: begin.

Love,
Andrew
:cigar:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-29-2009 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13882)
It BETTER! ;)
:toast:

Yuppers, most gifts should ALWAYS have bows or ribbons on them.

Diva 11-29-2009 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13887)
Yuppers, most gifts should ALWAYS have bows or ribbons on them.



This is me: :eyebat:
Notice that I am not arguing! :D

NotAnAverageGuy 11-29-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13892)
This is me: :eyebat:
Notice that I am not arguing! :D

I am glad you aren't arguing :lol2: it just proves I am doing the right things for once

DapperButch 11-29-2009 08:29 PM

A Diva Post Party???? Whoo Hoo!!!!

:party:

Diva 11-29-2009 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13896)
I am glad you aren't arguing :lol2: it just proves I am doing the right things for once


Gotta start SOMEwhere.....I'm safe...everyone always tries out their new material on me! :violin:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 13929)
A Diva Post Party???? Whoo Hoo!!!!

:party:


I know, right? :sheep:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-29-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 13938)
Gotta start SOMEwhere.....I'm safe...everyone always tries out their new material on me! :violin:




I know, right? :sheep:


Yes always start SOMEwhere :bowdown:

Diva 11-29-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13945)
Yes always start SOMEwhere :bowdown:



You are a Gentleman AND a scholar.

Here.
Have one of these. :chainsaw:

Diva 11-29-2009 08:59 PM

OMG!

The tension is mounting! (Yes. I said mounting.)

17 more posts!!!!! I need tissues! Do they make tissues with heliotrope sparkles?



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