Baby Naming for Evil Parents!
 

For years I've enjoyed the idea of naming my future child "Funner." Because it sounds like a name, but it's not and it makes me laugh. I've been informed this is an "English major joke."

Then today I saw this:

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Again I thought omgbabynames! :)

At UT, there's the Hogg auditorium, named after Ima Hogg. I assume her parents were evil.

So, if you were feeling deliciously evil, what would you name your child?

Diarrhea ;)

Nat! :grindevil:

What's in a name
 

I wanted to name the Worm Lucifer.... No one was good with it...

Yeah but shortening it to Lucy would have been funny! :sunglass:

Funny you ask..
 

Leviathan was a choice as well my catholic ma threw a fit and cried (which btw filled me with glee!)

My plan for the shortening nic for Lucifer was Luc..(Luke)

Haha. To tell you the truth, any name that rhymes with fat and rat doesn't make for a fun schoolyard experience.

There's a urologist named dick chopp whom I know of.

Harry Bottoms and Harry Butts (Harry any-body-part really)

I see a lot of unique names since I'm a peds nurse.

1. Ever Free
2. Kindred
3. Sunnie Sky

NEWARK, N.J.—A New Jersey couple who gave their three children Nazi-inspired names is due in court Monday to try to regain custody of their newborn.
Heath and Deborah Campbell's lawyer says state child welfare officials took custody of the child named Hons after he was born Thursday at Hunterdon Medical Center.

The state took custody of the couple's other children nearly two years ago, saying there were in danger because of previous violence in the Campbell home.

Their parents made headlines in 2009 when a supermarket refused to decorate a birthday cake for their son, Adolf Hitler. His siblings are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler.

It did make me chuckle a bit...
 

I know a doctor named Shiney Ting
(Wonder what her parents were thinking)

A few years ago we had a dancer named Candice Cock. I could not keep myself from giggling every time I heard it...as Candy Cock.

I worked with a Misty Knights.

My mom went to grade school with a Peter Rabbit. :)

I went to high school with a girl named Roxanne Roll.

I'm told the inventor of the Lear jet named his daughter Chanda.

I always thought Crayola was pretty for a girl. :|

Jermaine Jackson named his kid Jermajesty. I can't think about it without laughing.

Went to school with Theodore (Teddy) Bear.
Wrote payroll checks every week for Harry Butt.
Sold insurance to both Ima Pigg and Ima Hogg...
But my personal favorite is a canddate for sity office in Sandusky Ohio many years ago ...
wait for it... ... ...

Peter Handwerk

still cracks me up!!!
Smooches,
Keri

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

This family stresses me out. I fear for the children.

But your name is short for something. Try living with an Italian last name that rhymed with macaroni.

:blink:

I've been told that I would be cruel if I had a daughter and named her what I wanted to name her. Molly. Well, that's not the cruel part they said, but I'm not singing the full name (it MUST be sung) here.

I'm actually a proponent for unusual names. I hate it when the parent takes the spelling of it completely overboard to the point where the kid doesn't know how to spell their own name until they are in middle school.

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine. :| And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Wow this one jolted my memory. I was in Job Corp and there was a young woman there from the midwest. Her name was Gaye Head. I was 18 years old and I thought to myself, what were her parents thinking.

(No, she was not queer by any stretch of the imagination. Straight as an arrow.)

My mom and I were talking today and I just had to share this. She said she asked my aunt this morning who bought the house in front of her. My aunt replied it was a school teacher. My mom then asked who. My aunt said her name is.... Mrs. Blackboard! I don't know her first name but it just cracked me up nonetheless.

One of the surgeons who came to speak to me prior to the big event was named Dr. Wellman. The intern standing next to him was Dr. Care. They were both wearing legitimate name badges.

My best (butch) buddy was named Sugar Sweet by his hippy parents. One of the kids on the commune he grew up on was named Rainbow Bright.

Two best names of people I ever arrested..... Peter Works and Edgar Allen Poe.

Lucifer literally means "light bringer".

I still remember one old headstone in a cemetary that had nothing else carved on it except the name "Bad Boy". Also, an obituary notice in my local paper stated someone's first name as being "Useless". I named one of my furkids "Number One", and when he hears the number one, he looks up lol!

I went to middle school with twin sisters....last name Cane...first names Candy (not too bad) and Hurra (poor thing). :blink:

Not making this one up:
 

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys