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That awkward moment when.....
Very simple game, start with "That awkward moment when...." and add something that you've actually awkwardly experienced or something others can relate too!
That awkward moment when you realize that your fly has been down all day...... ...and go! |
That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...
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That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend. :seconddoh:
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yes, this has happened to me lol
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That awkward moment when you realize that that wasn't really a fart...:passinggas:
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that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.
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That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.
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That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.
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That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother.. :|
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That awkward moment when you discover the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose...
Or when a wire in your underwire bra escapes and is emerging like a snake from the neckline of your shirt... |
That awkward moment when....
You try to prevent a burp happening, only it escapes LOUDLY and echoes around the Church as the Bride and Groom say their vows! :| ....It was something I ate at the Breakfast Reception....honest! :o |
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That awkward moment when you realize you gave a great presentation at work with a large blueberry on your tooth. |
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That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing 2 different shoes. Or the one when getting ready for bed, you realize your shirt is inside out. You would think someone would have said something but noooooooo. These are just two of the reasons I now lay my clothes out the night before. Apparently, my eyes cannot be trusted in the morning. |
That awkward moment when your bra strap breaks and you go into a bathroom stall take off your shirt hang it on the back of the door, remove your bra to pin it and someone opens the door that apparently didn’t lock and you are standing there topless in your jeans.
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That awkward moment when you are surrounded by 20+ family members you haven't seen since you were about 8 years old and they all want to pinch your cheeks and tell you that you'd better settle down with a good butch soon before you become an old maid....sooooo....you sneak outside as far as possible to smoke half a pack of marlboros and still hit the wifi to post in the awkward moment thread. Lol. :seeingstars:
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That awkward moment that you check yourself in the mirror and find food in your teeth... and your last meal was HOURS ago. :|
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That awkward moment when in frount of ten judges at the world paint show u realise u r not totaly buttoned up.
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That awkward moment when you hit someones number on your cell ; it dials, they pick up, and you start going on and on about some personal details then realize you got the wrong person on the other end??? :vigil:
LOL I had this happen twice in one day, once from me and then someone called me who probably wished they hadn't. It began with OH.... um... I thought I was calling home.... too late we had to bridge the silence. Wonder what the moon was in? |
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Me: "Hi, Mike. I'm here." My boss, Mike: "Oh, OK. Where's here?" Me: "In the driveway. Can you send the girls out?" Boss: "Um, what girls?" Me: "???OUR girls???" Boss: "LeeAnn? What's happening?" Me: "What do you mean what's happening? What's wrong with you?" Boss: "Uh, I'm totally lost!" Me: "OMG! Mike? Oh dear. I called the wrong Mike. I am SOOO sorry!! Oh DEAR!...babble, babble, babble...make excuses....babble!!!" Boss: <laughing> Are you drunk already, LeeAnn? You JUST left the office!" <snicker-snicker> |
That awkward moment when you realise you have left the long sticky strip sticker on your jeans advertising your size to the world for the day :|
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That awkward moment when you realize that you aren't alone in the room and yes, you just scratched your ass and burped in front of them.
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That awkward moment when you clock in on time at work, totally ready and organized, and are told you aren't scheduled for that day.
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That totally ackward moment when you go to surprise your "stone butch" boyfriend, (I had never been over uninvited before) drive several hours, all dolled up and pretty, knock on the door (unexpectedly) and your "stone butch" boyfriend shows up to the door, just getting home from work, wearing a dress, heels, face full of makeup, hair done and looking prettier and more femme than you!!! :| Yup! It happened. I was totally :confused: and heartbroken.
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embarrassing AND very awkward
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when ya butt dial someone and leave a long ass ( no pun intended..lol ) message or they listen to a conversation orrrrr they hear ya during sex
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That awkward moment, when watching Showtime with your son, that a rather raunchy, full nudity, loud screaming, :bedfuck: fuck scene comes on. You both keep typing and pretend you know nothing. A |
that awkward moment when
...u think ur alone so u let it rip only to realize u arent alone ...ur walking along with someone,and something cracks u up,and u have to stop,cross ur legs and hold urself so u dont wet urself ...u go in for that first kiss,and u burp in her face ...when u storm out of the house,and realize u forgot ur keys ...u think ur friend/child/partner is behind you,ur talking up a storm,turn and realize its NONE of the above. |
OMG, when I was eighteen and I was out bowling with my older sis and her husband, all of a sudden he said to me, "E.T. phone home". I couldn't figure out what he meant till he pointed to the underwire protruding from my shirt like an antenna LMAO
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Awkward moment...
When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.
or... When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused! |
That Awkward moment when you are IMing with someone and they accidently send you a text meant for someone else and its rather *ahem* personal... lol :blink:
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When you realize you have been holding a conversation with someone who was talking to someone on their bluetooth.
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Ahhh yes.... that awkward moment when you get into an elevator and just as the door closes you think you are alone...and you let loose with a fart that smells like something died up inside you..... And then the door reopens and someon else gets into the elevator with you..... And you try and comvince them that it happened BEfORE you...... :cigar2: |
That awkward moment when you walk off the stage after speaking to over 300 hundred people at the podium. Look down and see that you are wearing one navy blue pump and one black one.
Ugggg, blues and blacks are so hard to tell the diff. |
that awkward moment when you realize you've been singing 'baby got back' really freaking loud to someone you butt dialed in the car
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