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kittygrrl 12-08-2012 04:46 AM

Things you "do" & "do not" want to see in your stocking?
 
It's that time of year:hk13:Stocking stuffers ..love them, hate them:confused:..most of us end up looking into them with pleasure, mostly..What would you love to see? What do you definitely not want to? It's a fun game and this could be a great place to find the extra special ahmazing gift! So past or future. Let us peek? ..:goodluck:

hot: opi nail polish (f)

not: beef jerky (seriously?):worried:

DapperButch 12-08-2012 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittygrrl (Post 713323)
It's that time of year:hk13:Stocking stuffers ..love them, hate them:confused:..most of us end up looking into them with pleasure, mostly..What would you love to see? What do you definitely not want to? It's a fun game and this could be a great place to find the extra special ahmazing gift! So past or future. Let us peek? ..:goodluck:

hot: opi nail polish (f)

not: beef jerky (seriously?):worried:

Hot: beef jerky

Not: opi nail polish

:winky:

DapperButch 12-08-2012 07:22 AM

Car care!
 
HOT: [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Master-Care-Kit-150ml/dp/B003EFWFJC"]Amazon.com: Leather Master Leather Care Kit - 150ml: Home & Kitchen[/ame]


NOT: Fruit

Beloved 12-08-2012 07:31 AM

Nobody has filled my stocking in YEARS! Well over a decade. :( Chocolate (the good kind), and some little surprises would be nice.

clay 12-08-2012 09:11 AM

what a fun thread! Thanks for starting it kittygrrl!!!

HOT: Chocolates from Chocolate Tree
Sushi date night
Massage Certificates for two
Weekend getaway to Carribbean

NOT: rutabagas
boiled okra
coal pieces

~ocean 12-08-2012 09:20 AM

cheap candy ~ gift certificates to dunkin donuts ~ wal mart body soap ~ emery boards !

~ocean 12-08-2012 09:22 AM

do want ~ tissues ~ nail polish ~ hand sanatizer ~ face and hand cream ~

Gemme 12-08-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 713335)

Hey now! Nothing rounds out that toe like a nice sized orange or apple. Besides, it's good for you.

:blink:

I don't really have a 'don't' list. I like finding weird and interesting things in my stocking. Well, except like clay, I would not like to find okra in there. No hot food, I'd say. Or maybe only very well packaged food.

:stocking:

Soft*Silver 12-08-2012 10:39 AM

Hot: FRUIT! I love getting oranges and pears in my stocking! Nail polishes, earrings, gift certificate to Barnes and Noble, wee plastic horseys, and I would love beef jerky! I came to love that nasty lil treat while living in NH. Kitchen gadgets but most of all, I want rubber chickens. Its a tradition!

Nots: diet foods, anything vanilla

kittygrrl 12-08-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 713334)
Hot: beef jerky

Not: opi nail polish

:winky:

lol..seriously funny:hk30:..maybe a black polish?:sunglass:

p.s. thanks everybody, your comments are cheering me up :)

The JD 12-08-2012 11:11 AM

Hot: Toffee, David's sunflower seeds, gift certificates to Amazon...

Not: Dark chocolate or a gift certificate for a session of "colon hydro-therapy" (though if both were in the stocking together, I'd probably laugh)

alexri 12-08-2012 11:13 AM

I would say getting a lump of coal in one's stocking would be bad, but with today's heating/energy prices, it might come in handy.

starryeyes 12-08-2012 11:18 AM

HOT: iPad mini, milk and white chocolate, candies, nail polish, urban decay eyeshadow, handwritten letter

NOT: dark chocolate, knicknacky crap I don't know what to do with, jellybeans.

DapperButch 12-08-2012 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 713335)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 713391)
Hey now! Nothing rounds out that toe like a nice sized orange or apple. Besides, it's good for you.

:blink:

:stocking:

Actually, truth be told, I look forward to the orange every year! I was also teasing about the leather cleaner/conditioner...although I do need some (for my car seats)...too big for a stocking.

My family always puts the simple stuff in the stockings....gum, hand sanitizer, toothbrush, etc... :D

Words 12-08-2012 01:19 PM

Hot - anything sensual, sexual, or slightly frivilous

Not - anything practical. I'm a menopausal down on her self 53 year old - I [I]do not need practical.

Words

kittygrrl 12-08-2012 01:20 PM

hot: a pair of tiny ruby earrings

not: gift bucks for McDonald's Happy Meals:| (i got a book of them, one yr)

JustJo 12-08-2012 01:25 PM

I love Christmas stockings, and picking out their contents is one of my favorite holiday tasks. :)


Hot: Scented lotions, Starbucks gift card, belgian chocolate, pretty notecards and stamps....and always a tangerine in the toe, and a new toothbrush.

Not: I've always been Santa....so Santa always gets it right for me :winky:

GreeneyedMe 12-08-2012 01:28 PM

Mine has also been empty for years....so any little thing would be a nice surprise!

......Except fast food coupons...yuck. :)

tantalizingfemme 12-08-2012 02:18 PM

Hot: pistachios, sunflower seeds, gift cards, gum, mini lint rollers...

Not: lotsa space

firegal 12-08-2012 02:27 PM

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Hot.....67 camaro [requires large stocking!] sunflower seeds almonds, reese,s

Not....Tomato...oysters... beef liver.. mascara..

Hollylane 12-08-2012 02:46 PM

Yes: A handwritten holiday love letter from my sweetheart, things my baby noticed that I might need or want that I never thought of, Ghirardelli chocolates, Hershey's Kisses, one of those thick candy cane sticks (but only in peppermint), gift cards, a card that says a donation was made in my name to a local no-kill animal shelter, handmade coupon book that has things like "date night" or "massage", peppermint gum, hair doodads, lip gloss, bath doodads, a wallet size Hallmark calender, a tiny box of Moonstruck chocolates, playing cards, nail doodads (apparently I like "doodads", or possibly just the word "doodads"), new toothbrush (an old one would be simply gross), fancy unpainted chopsticks, Almond Roca, Ravens key fob, purse size items...

No: Fruit, vegetables, coal (I work for the power company, unfortunately we use a lot of this, and I don't need any), dark chocolate, chocolate covered cherries, scratch offs, fruit candy, lube, or fast food gift certificates.

puddin' 12-08-2012 03:14 PM

do: choc'lates (ana damn kind! nuts preferred.), pistachios, tea lights (earth scents), nivea men's body wash, triscuits, bleu cheese, grapes, amazon gift voucher, a new wallet (snaps shut, and funky design)...

don't: fo'get to put thangs in me stockin'. :hangloose:

Gentle Tiger 12-08-2012 03:30 PM

Yes! - chocolate covered peanut brittle from See's, orbit gum, hotwheel cars, starbucks gift cards

NO! - Hello Kitty paraphernalia, veggies, health stuff, glitter

Soft*Silver 12-08-2012 03:35 PM

you are all giving me great ideas to put into stockings!

willow 12-08-2012 06:17 PM

What a fun game idea.
 
Well, it's been a while, more than a while, since I last had a Christmas stocking. At least not one that contained more than my leg, but here goes....

Hot: anything for nails and hands, polish, good quality emery boards, nail conditioning cream and hand cream (nothing too greasy)

Liquorice Allsorts!

Nuts: Cashew, Brazil or Pistachio (not dry roasted)

Cute socks. Socks rock!


Not: dark chocolate or any chocolate containing nuts, in fact just don't bother with chocolate at all

Sport DVD or any sport related paraphernalia

Bath bombs. I always end up sitting on gritty bits. Not good.

princessbelle 12-08-2012 06:23 PM

Yes: Sweettarts, chocolate covered cherries, coloring books, story books, the new Aerosmith CD.


No: candy canes, suckers without chewing gum in the middle, something that is for someone else, your uncles old tie.

clay 12-08-2012 06:31 PM

How fun is this thread. I LOVE reading all the neat things people want/get/put in stockings....it is almost like having virtual stockings....grins

kittygrrl 12-08-2012 07:33 PM

hot: rhinestone butterfly barrettes:rubberducky:

not: red hots, hot tamales, boston beans :confused:

clay 12-08-2012 07:41 PM

YES: Cadbury Orange flavored Chocolate Orange, Jelly Belly Flavors, Starbucks Gift Certificate, Pedi Gift Certificates, Scratch Off Tix, ankle socks, (white of course..lol), Certificate for a Donation to a Shelter for Women & Children, weekend getaway at St. Augustine...I am simple...:).
Any of Kahlil Gibran's Books, Axe Body Wash Dark Sensations, Diesel Cologne OR Bulgar Black cologne, Good body lotions with Shea Butter, Jar of Island Body scrub....orange & chocolate combo..:)....and kisses every day for a year....mmmm. Li Hing Moi, Cracked Seeds, Sweet & Sour Seed, Cracked Seed, CD's by Israel Kamakawiwo'le.....:)...

NO: Eel, snakes, rocks, snails, lizards, or anything creepy crawly.....slimny..wet....cold....snarly...

firegal 12-08-2012 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 713615)
YES: Cadbury Orange flavored Chocolate Orange, Jelly Belly Flavors, Starbucks Gift Certificate, Pedi Gift Certificates, Scratch Off Tix, ankle socks, (white of course..lol), Certificate for a Donation to a Shelter for Women & Children, weekend getaway at St. Augustine...I am simple...:).
Any of Kahlil Gibran's Books, Axe Body Wash Dark Sensations, Diesel Cologne OR Bulgar Black cologne, Good body lotions with Shea Butter, Jar of Island Body scrub....orange & chocolate combo..:)....and kisses every day for a year....mmmm. Li Hing Moi, Cracked Seeds, Sweet & Sour Seed, Cracked Seed, CD's by Israel Kamakawiwo'le.....:)...

NO: Eel, snakes, rocks, snails, lizards, or anything creepy crawly.....slimny..wet....cold....snarly...

Thinkin your stockin is bigger than mine buddy! :blush:

clay 12-08-2012 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firegal (Post 713618)
Thinkin your stockin is bigger than mine buddy! :blush:

naw buddy...these are little bitty items....<winks>
aisdes the fact...this is a "virtual" stocking and wishes can be as big or as little as we wish them to be...capeche' compadre'....lol...

Guy 12-08-2012 09:32 PM

HOT....Dark chocolate, pistachios, lottery tix, brute colonge, personal note, personal gift.

NOT...... Nothing from "As seen on TV", QVC, HSN, leftover Halloween candy, pepper spray, werthers original candy, hard Christmas candy, anything made in China, Christmas CD's

Gemme 12-08-2012 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss_Tia (Post 713523)
you are all giving me great ideas to put into stockings!

Yeah, like sending Malcolm glitter.

:eyebat:

Cody0166 12-08-2012 10:05 PM

What's this about stalking?

Soft*Silver 12-08-2012 10:29 PM

second time round...
 
Hot: batteries, things that run on batteries. Panties in a bunch. Socks I love socks and need them SOOO bad!

Nots: used anything. wind up teeth

Scorp 12-08-2012 10:36 PM

I'd like to SEE in my stocking:

Cobalt Blue 5 Gum
Russell Stovers Milk Chocolate marshmallow santas
Amazon gift card
ITunes gift card
Cards from my honey and the kitties of course

What I DON'T want in my stocking:

Anything consisting of "dark chocolate"
Coal
Fruitcake
Justin Boober (Beiber) shit of any type!!!
Taylor Swift (irritates the hell out of me with her fake goody-goody persona) NOTHING of hers either...
Vegetables of any sort



VintageFemme 12-08-2012 10:54 PM

Hot: Sexy "coupons" from a sexy butch, decadent expensive chocolate, and just to tone it down a little - a lensbaby composer & some film.

Not: Fruitcake.

weatherboi 12-08-2012 11:47 PM

Hot:digital food thermometer, carmex, and a 1lb. reese's peanut butter cup.

Not:gum, socks, and chocolate coins.

Prudence 12-09-2012 12:25 AM

In my stocking... fingers as they slide them off...........


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