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Random Thoughts.....
Because I'm having so many lately....and, admittedly, during my entire life....
Whenever I see shoes....on the side of the road...I can't help but wonder what calamity caused them to be separated from their owner's feet. :| I mean really...you NEED your shoes! Well I know that I do....it's a girl thing. Come to think of it....most of the shoes I see departed from their feet (in the road) are guy's shoes...maybe I've got something here..... |
If we capitalize I why don't we capitalize You? Am I more important than You??
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I LOVE the idea of this thread. I have random thoughts ALL THE TIME.....
So I came in here to share one, and promptly forgot it. Ahhhh.....the joys of short term memory loss. LOL But I'll be back :byebye: |
Random thought of the AM:
Do I still have my Barbie undies? :blink: |
I was just on yahoo...and they have a side bar thingy that says : "Things you might be interested in"
The top 2 are: 1. best weight loss pills 2. plus sized clothes I'm wondering if they can SEE me eating ice cream on the couch before I go to my next client..... :| |
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Also............ If boogers are in your nose why can't you smell them? |
I'm craving pizza....for the second time this week...
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???? yum lol |
my fortune cookie fortune...
What is the speed of dark?
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you know when it rains for the first time in a long time and it washes all the gunk away and everything looks brighter the next day?
i wish it would rain in my head and wash all the gunk and funk away! :pirate-steer: |
Wondering....why do men spit?
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speaking of shoes???
Have you ever wondered why someone would toss their shoes so they hang over electrical lines by their laces?
I used to see that all the time when I was a kid and wonder how the hell they got up there?! |
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I found this that gives a ton of reasons why it's done and not all are bad. Shoe Tossing |
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It's quite a talent. I've tried to do it myself...and was never able... :( |
If vegans eat animal cookies are they still vegan??
Why is there braille on drive through ATMs? Isn't that a dangerous idea of blind folks driving?? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? Shouldn't it be the other way around?? |
Okay...this may be obscure....but it is random. What happens if you fart in space.....does it float around in a condensed ball of gas or does it dissipate?
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My nose feels sticky. For no particular reason at all. I feel like someone slathered crazy glue on my face while I slept...and I know it's not dog slobber...I washed my face NUMEROUS times now...just the oddest thing....
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Blueberry Skittles. With the original flavors. It needs to happen!
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Who came up with the idea of garlic ice cream??
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Georgia on my mind
Have you ever wondered if I knew right away that my tonsils and your mind could be best friends ?
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WHEN will someone invent a sports bra that's easier to put on and take off??
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I think this might be true.......
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Ok, so yesterday, dinner, was going to be shrimp kabobs. Thinking they needed a glaze as they cooked, there was a bottle of raspberry balsamic vinegarette. I thought, oh yum! But right next to that bottle was a strawberry balsamic vinegarette, humm ?
Then I thought, eww, not starwberry on shrimp. But why did raspberry sound good? They are both berries..hmmm What sounds better to you? |
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Another random thought...Cream of Celery is my favorite Campbell's soup flavor, which is strange because I don't even like celery. |
Totally disgusting random thought.......
Cats urp up hairballs all the time. Some of them can be quite impressive.
What happens with the animal hair humans ingest? I mean when you're an animal person and have them in your home, you get hair in your mouth all the time. Right??? I'm sure during the night I end up swallowing a lot of hair. Four animals sleep with me every night. So why don't we urp up furballs. Do we end up with a hell of a furball in our tummies??? Weird. |
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On a semi-related note, the average human swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime. Usually when asleep. |
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:| I really.......I mean REALLY......could have done without the spider info. another random thought. When is my friend going to visit me so we can eat ourselves to death??? hhmmm |
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Also, if humans coughed up hairballs, I'd be sick all the time. My cat is a long-haired shedding (and pooping) machine. |
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I am assuming you're referring to me and, if you weren't, too bad. I'm telling you anyway. I had planned to take time off next month before it got nasty and too sticky but my coworker turned in her notice last week and now I've got bupkiss. <--wants to go on vacation sooooo bad Send your honey to come kidnap me. |
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Of course she did. Random thought about Aj kidnapping you........I give it four hours and one of you would be calling me for bail money. Get it together and get your butt down here. |
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Why couples fuss and fight over which end the toilet paper roll is the correct way to have it on the roll!
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The patent for it clearly says the paper should over, not under, the roll. |
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:blink: My random thought: do I eat? I'm a little hungry but I need to go to bed. Actually, I'm late getting to bed. I should be in bed. But I'm hungry. Dilemma! |
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Random thought, I probably should start listening better when someone is explaining something... |
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Your face too. It would be quite impossible to eat ourselves to death minus your mouth. Toilet paper over but only because it seems to be less interesting to my kitty who kills it when it's under. So far my brain hasn't had much thought this morning. Let alone random. I bet coffee will get it moving. |
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Well, the suspense is killing me. Did you eat? Sleep? Sleep walk and then eat? Eat in bed and fall asleep, then woke up with food stuffs all about your face and bed? :blink: |
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I had red seedless grapes. Some fiber and a lot of water. Water's good for you, I thought. So I had some. :cheesy: |
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Is it me or did this post sound eerily like Dr. Seuss? :| |
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