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Linus 01-13-2010 03:56 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
 
Figured time for a little fun. As an instructor we always say there are no stupid questions. Well... not quite true. So...

Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

Wanna hug?

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Linus 01-13-2010 04:03 PM
A: No. Reading comprehension is required. Remember, to answer a stupid question with an answer and then ask a stupid question.

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?

betenoire 01-13-2010 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33041)
Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 33047)
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?

Linus 01-13-2010 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 33050)
you are to busy with your rock star life to get it down?
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

always2late 01-13-2010 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33051)
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash

Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?
A. Because we are human and we LOVE to complicate our lives ;)

Linus 01-13-2010 04:13 PM
A: Because we need something to make us feeling important. Beer, hockey and donuts don't do it, eh?

Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33051)
A. Naw, she's looking for her gluestick stash



why does she need a glue stick to get her tree down? and does she have a glue gun?
Q. Why is it hard to follow simple directions?

directions? What directions?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 33055)
A: Because they're Anal.

Q: Why do Canadians have to make things so damn difficult?
EH? ..........

Linus 01-13-2010 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 33057)
directions? What directions?
A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?

amiyesiam 01-13-2010 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33062)
A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

If directions were obvious why would you need them?

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?
good question!

SuperFemme 01-13-2010 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 33047)
Because you butter believe they can fly, duh.

Why is my giftmas tree still up?
A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?

labete 01-13-2010 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33088)
A: Because your tree is adorned with chocolate covered espresso beans. Duh.

Q: Why am I missing a box of chocolate covered espresso beans?
A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?

SuperFemme 01-13-2010 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by labete (Post 33106)
A. Because you ordered 23 pIzzas.
Q. Why does Opera always capItalIze the letter I?
OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

Gemme 01-13-2010 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33110)
OMG. How did you know about the pizza?

A: There is no "I" in Team, but there sure is in "I"talian.
Q: Is it wrong that I read that as why does OPRAH always capitalize the letter i?

A: No, but you've made an art out of being 'wrong' so you should try harder next time. ;)

Q: Why in the Hell did I just inhale an entire bag of Circus Peanuts?

Cyclopea 01-13-2010 06:03 PM
A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???

Gemme 01-13-2010 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyclopea (Post 33129)
A: Because they were there?

Q: How the hell did this thread manage to make me laugh out loud even on such a sad day???
A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?

Spirit Dancer 01-13-2010 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 33131)
A: Because Linus inserted 'laugh now, dammit!' programming into the background of this thread.

Q: Will it stop raining before I float away?
A: Sugar doesn't float, it disappears:chocolate:
Q: Why does the sun set?


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