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fucku haiku
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence." Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor? Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Here's mine: Left lane parasite don't you know it's for passing? move the hell over |
That Damn Dog I Love
You poop in my house.
You're ten months old now, you know?! What is your problem? |
new space and fresh paint
ghosts of past tensions linger i am cynical |
boil on my ass
hiding beneath soft veneer still, I can see you |
Look me in the eye
And say that with a straight face Go on, I dare you |
Bengals belong in zoos
How can they take down Steeltown Ezee screams outrage! |
Boys are vile things.
Burping, Farting all night long. I'll miss him soon. |
butch sensibility
while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips lift heavy big rocks |
My sweet coworkers,
how do I love thee my pets? Every two weeks! |
For Mr. Bent
brother, o brother!!
who delights in my torment spammed your email |
More sacred haiku
internet friends!
do not hate the unicorn! horny beast so rare! |
Chronic daily pain
I want to chop my head off Just what good is it? |
eat your spam brother
such mess should not be shared don't make me block you! |
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your head is more pretty on your neck, than the floor |
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Take my head away from me! I hate it. It hurts. |
legend in your mind
certainly one of a kind my, my, my, you're blind |
Rut~roh
Dammit, girl! No rhyme!!
I don't get it, silly me, Perhaps I won't play.:bolt: |
Oooooo, oooooo
(Diva knows someone
who thinks more about themself thank she thinks of them!) |
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ROFL!................:rofl: |
can't think of who to
say a fuck you to, after plenty of woo-hoo. |
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Bragging is fine if followed by details, you hear? |
u ladyperson
the little birds are flying wee message to u. |
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Mass debator, e Observant as day is long. She watches, she scores. |
tetanus toxoid shot
inactivated poison plus diphtheria |
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like masterbator. What is Diva saying, huh? |
haiku, elongated
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Close, but not quite, D. e is more masturbator than mass debator but she will indeed debate the idea of Mass is it so holy? |
<giggling>
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Read between the lines: Batteries are included... For Team and alone. :curtain: |
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June is invited ~ Join other poofy asses... Eat turkey and pie! :D |
Ode To Lucy, The Wonder Dog
Sleeping, snoring dog,
Too bad You can't press Your nose With opposing thumbs. :dog: |
Lightning and thunder
Woke me from pleasant slumber. Where's my Hitachi? ======== Rainy, stormy night ~ The leaves cover my terrace. Damn leaves! I hate Thee!!! |
Don't think I understand
how this haiku thing works but I'll give it a try. |
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Here's Your guidance, S. It's easy, fun and simple. N J Femmie, play! :D |
Sammich
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:musicnote: Makes me happy she sings songs :musicnote: Half time feed me hun :bowdown::bolt::pile: |
You think it's easy
but you forget blonde moments that I seem to have. |
He YEOOOWWWs loud at 5.
Swatting his furry cat ass Earhquake then in 10. :dimbulb: |
Your colors shine through
Duplicitous and shallow No longer of use |
The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:
The roaring lion Ravishes its prey - consumes. Oh! My dang head hurts. But, what do I know?... |
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Discuss. :twitch: Now, MY dang head hurts When I think of discussion. "Fucku" means nothing? <giggle> |
The bear woke up
spring flowers appear - light Got to fix breakfast! |
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