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IF you really REALLY knew me...
if you're a dood, I'd be your best bud. If you're a lady, I'd be your most appreciative, loving, supportive and loyal husband...and best friend. ...that I leave 'drama' to Broadway. ...that I'm mellow and easy going ..hard worker ..intelligent ..homebody ..honest ...funny ..compassionate ..get a kick out of life ..lover of all animals ..respecter of older folks ...not only believe in God but, S/He has my total trust. |
you would know I am a giver to a fault
that I am settled and content and ridiculously happy my dreams are in color and I waken to gasps of comprehensions and unveilings that come thru these dreams I no longer wander the earth looking for love. I am setting still and finding it where I am I find "cyber slappers" akin to bands of bullies who rally together to make their feasting off others more fun that I would trade it all in for one more try |
If you really knew me you'd know....I'm really laid back and usually go with the flow...but not this time, my buttons have been pushed to far
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If you really knew me you'd know that:
-I enjoy meeting my guys for breakfast :police: (actually they started invading my quiet breakfast spot). -I invited a few guys last year. We have now grown to about 12 for the mid morning break. -I dissed them badly for their pork-outs (no pun) on bacon, sausage, pancakes, cheeeeezy omelette's, and biscuits and gravy....heart attack city. - I order the side order special (eggs scrambled, sourdough toast dry, substitute a large fruit bowl for hash browns). Sometimes I fore-go the eggs. - If you knew me, you'd know I was relentless about the grief I gave them over their heart clogging fare. Take a guess who's now ordering fruit bowls instead of hash browns ... about 12 overweight motor dudes..LOL.:byebye: |
If you really knew me, you would know:
I am a kinky bastid. I am an intellectual of odd sorts. I am a voracious reader, although, admittedly most of my reading is from the internet these days. In the last 2 weeks I have taught my dog, Bear, to speak on command, pee/poop on command, (great for rainy/cold days) and shake hands. He is now learning how to walk backwards. He’s a good boy. :) I love having deep conversations with folks who get it. Shallowness irks the hell out of me. I am very friendly, until I am not… at that point; I am most likely done with the BS billowing from that person. I truly admire women who are strong, capable, intelligent, and kinky. Add to that mix women who aren’t afraid to honestly know and appreciate their inner selves and I am in absolute AWE! I have a good sense of humor and appreciate others who do as well. I am single and okay with that for now. I have a thing for quotes, euphemisms, and metaphors. I continue to grow and will always do so. |
If you really knew me, you would know....
I'm very much a princess and love being spoiled but if needed I can be the strongest person around. That I am very devoted and loyal to my friends. That I still fantasize about my dream wedding and walking down the isle in a wedding dress. a good cook? i am not. that I love to make people laugh and can find humor in almost anything. the ocean is my grounding spot. Optomistic people I keep in my life. Pessimistic ones I don't. I have a ton of energy and am hard to keep up with. I believe in people and give them the benefit of the doubt, until I'm proven wrong...then, the door is shut and shut tight. I believe in the saying "live this day as if it was your last" and let joy and peace in my heart as much as i possibly can. |
you'd know that not being in LR took the wind out of my sails. :(
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You'd most certainly know I'm a complete and total cheese ball, and omg I fffffuuucking love me some cheeeeeeeese.
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I am so embarrassed to admit this...
Intil most recently, I did not know what cutting the cheese met...
I am horrified to remember some moments in my life when this statement was brought up...and my responses to them... Quote:
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you would realize that I am slowly missing being loved more than I am remembering the angst of losing love
that my hair desperately needs a haircut...and I need to get it done before I go into the hospital...sighing... that I have a frozen hershey bar in my freezer that I havent touched in five days...a record that reps, PMs and VMs with people on this site mean so much to me... most of my time I am bored. I read, I computer, I watch tv and movies, I do crafts, I garden, I chat with friends and family...but I am so tired of not being part of the bigger world... I am very tactile and if you give me something that sets off those senses, I am totally bizarre in the way I indulge myself until I am satiated by that texture or touch... |
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thank you...it runs in the family. Once at a dinner party my 10 year old daughter made a big production about how she could tie a cherry stem with her tongue....we all sat there and looked at one another...daring not to say a word. The trip home was filled with howls...hers for being mortifyingly embarrassed and mine for laughing and not being able to stop myself before I made her howl more...
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no, I am being totally serious!
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confessions of the culturally limited
Oh honey, you have NO idea how my mind works. My daughter and I were recently talking about how we have gaps in our cultural knowledge that really create social blunders for us at times. I got this way by being raised by 1st generation born here. My parents had very little understanding of the ways of America. My kid was raised by me and my parents...she was double doomed..lol...
so what are you saying...cheesy movies? They are funny? Someone once tried to explain "Kitch" (dont know the spelling) to me. I didnt get it. It sounded like everything I had on my walls. Or at my mother's too. Was kitch good? Bad? Demeaning? Treasured? What? Quote:
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If you knew me you would know I face some challenges with my health, but it does not hinder what is in my heart or the really important things I have done with my life.
If you really knew me you would know that I have overcome many adversities. If you really knew me you would know my adversities have only made me a stronger, independent woman. If you really knew me and what I have had to overcome in my life it would make you proud. |
If you really knew me you know :
How I dont trust people. How this is something I work on daily to remain positive and give people a chance and the benefit of a doubt. How much I love September. I love the fall the weather cooling down. Texas State Fair and just enjoying having my windows and doors open in my apt. |
If you really knew me,
you would know my heart is breaking my soul is being silenced. if you really knew me you would know that words said in hate, really make me walk away |
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