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Medusa 06-15-2010 08:46 AM

The Chalkboard
 
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.
I will not buy a Hummer H2.

Linus 06-15-2010 08:49 AM

I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.
I will buy an iPhone 4.
I will not buy an iPad.

waxnrope 06-15-2010 08:54 AM

I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
I did buy a smart phone (droid)
I'm not smart enough to use the smart phone
sigh

NJFemmie 06-15-2010 09:00 AM

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Andrew, Jr. 06-15-2010 11:58 AM


I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.
I will not buy Dino outfits. Yes I will.






Gemme 06-16-2010 01:59 AM

I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.
I will not eat half a bag of Lay's potato chips.

PapaC 06-16-2010 02:08 AM

I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods
I will not suck on a straw or eat spicy foods

JustJo 06-16-2010 12:59 PM

I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies...well except the black ones :cheesy:

scootebaby 06-16-2010 01:06 PM

i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice
i will be nice

i dunno if i can write this enough times!!!

Fancy 06-16-2010 01:10 PM

Bart Simpson's Chalkboard punishments....
 
I know it's long, but a couple made me snort soda.... :hamactor:
  • I will not carve gods.
  • I will not spank others.
  • I will not aim for the head.
  • I will not barf unless I'm sick
  • I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
  • I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
  • I will not conduct my own fire drills.
  • Funny noises are not funny.
  • I will not snap bras.
  • I will not fake seizures.
  • This punishment is not boring and pointless.
  • My name is not Dr. Death.
  • I will not defame New Orleans.
  • I will not prescribe medication.
  • I will not bury the new kid.
  • I will not teach others to fly.
  • I will not bring sheep to class.
  • A burp is not an answer.
  • Teacher is not a leper.
  • Coffee is not for kids.
  • I will not eat things for money.
  • I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
  • The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
  • I will not call the principal "spud head".
  • Goldfish don't bounce.
  • Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
  • No one is interested in my underpants.
  • I will not sell miracle cures.
  • I will return the seeing-eye dog.
  • I do not have diplomatic immunity.
  • I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
  • I will never win an emmy.
  • The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
  • All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
  • I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
  • I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
  • My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
  • I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
  • I am not deliciously saucy.
  • Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
  • There are plenty of businesses like show business.
  • Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
  • I will not waste chalk.
  • I will not skateboard in the halls.
  • I will not instigate revolution.
  • I will not draw naked ladies in class.
  • I did not see Elvis.
  • I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
  • Garlic gum is not funny.
  • They are laughing at me, not with me.
  • I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
  • I will not fake my way through life.
  • Tar is not a plaything.
  • I will not Xerox my butt.
  • It's potato, not potatoe.
  • I will not trade pants with others.
  • I am not a 32 year old woman.
  • I will not do that thing with my tongue.
  • I will not drive the principal's car.
  • I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
  • I will not sell school property.
  • I will not cut corners.
  • I will not get very far with this attitude.
  • I will not belch the National Anthem.
  • I will not sell land in Florida.
  • I will not grease the monkey bars.
  • I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
  • I will not do anything bad ever again.
  • I will not show off.
  • I will not sleep through my education.
  • I am not a dentist.
  • Spitwads are not free speech.
  • Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
  • High explosives and school don't mix.
  • Hamsters cannot fly.
  • I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
  • I will not squeak chalk.
  • I will finish what I sta
  • "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
  • Underwear should be worn on the inside.
  • The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
  • I will not torment the emotionally frail.
  • I will not send lard through the mail.
  • I will not use abbrev.
  • Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
  • Indian burns are not our cultural heritage.
  • I will not dissect things unless instructed.
  • I will not hang donuts on my person.
  • No one wants to hear my armpits.
  • I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface.
  • I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
  • I will not strut around like I own the place.
  • Next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
  • The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
  • I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.
  • I am not a lean mean spitting machine.
  • The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
  • I will not whittle hall passes out of soap.
  • Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things.
  • I do not have power of attorney over first graders.
  • Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
  • I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr..
  • I am not certified to remove asbestos.
  • "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
  • I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball.
  • I will remember to take my medication.
  • The boys room is not a water park.
  • Beans are neither fruit nor musical.
  • Nerve gas is not a toy.

UofMfan 06-16-2010 01:16 PM

I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.
I cannot write what I want to write on here.

Gemme 06-16-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 131755)
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
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I will stop eating the jelly bellies
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I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies
I will stop eating the jelly bellies...well except the black ones :cheesy:

I will steal JustJo's jelly bellies....yanno, to help out. :innocent:

blush 06-16-2010 05:25 PM

Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.

Medusa 06-21-2010 03:27 PM

I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.

Enchantress 06-27-2010 09:20 PM

I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I must try to nest
I MUST!

Medusa 05-07-2012 03:22 PM

I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.
I will sit on my hands.

Billy 05-07-2012 03:30 PM

I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have
I will not tell Medusa about the yellow H2 Hummer we have

1QuirkyKiwi 05-07-2012 03:56 PM

I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!
I will get my love of fabrics under control….. One day!

…And that’ll be the day when I lead a squadron of flying Pigs in an Arial display! :cheesy:


girl_dee 05-07-2012 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 131902)
I will steal JustJo's jelly bellies....yanno, to help out. :innocent:

in order to help a girl out...


i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly belliesi will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly bellies


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