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Mister Bent 11-12-2009 03:27 PM
Bromosexuals and The People Who Love Them
 
Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?

MizzSabra 11-12-2009 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4029)
[FONT="Courier New"]Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?[/FONT]
That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?

evolveme 11-12-2009 03:35 PM
I miss Bob.

We just don't have enough waxing on about the socio-political impact of the Revolutionary War and it's impact on the modern day ideology of consumption around here.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 03:35 PM
what about Bob?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4032)
That's fucking funny. Now, where *is* Bob?

Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 03:43 PM
Bob's not here............
 
Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"


Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?

evolveme 11-12-2009 03:44 PM
To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?

MizzSabra 11-12-2009 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4035)

Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 03:47 PM
grumpy old man
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4039)
Mister Bent: "Who is it?"

Ezee: "Its ET man! Will you open up, I got the stuff with me!"

Mister Bent: "Who?"

Ezee: "ET man, open up!"

Mister Bent: "Bob?"

Ezee: "No, it's ET, come on man open up I think the cops saw me!"

Mister Bent: "Bob's not here!"


Bob's not here. I think he's at "work" (xbox) or reading a long and boring book, say, The Secret History of Queen Zarah, perhaps?
Are you making fun of my hearing loss? :mad: (These smileys blow!)

I built it, you came. Maybe if we put a little lutefisk on a hook we could catch Bob.

Quote:
Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4041)
To the subject of the thread:

I don't harbor any latent bromophobia.

I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own living rooms while watching, say, the Steelers play the Saints (oh, my, what a game!), but I don't really want to have to LISTEN to it.

You know?
What's SHE talking about?

evolveme 11-12-2009 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4042)
Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?
No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.

SuperFemme 11-12-2009 03:54 PM
http://www.inthegnar.com/wp-content/...9/bromance.jpg

little man 11-12-2009 03:56 PM
ooops
 
i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.

MizzSabra 11-12-2009 03:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4046)
No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.
As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.

evolveme 11-12-2009 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by little man (Post 4057)
i thought this was about bromoseltzer.

*buurrrrp*

my bad.
See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.

little man 11-12-2009 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 4061)
See?

See what happens when You People get together?

Down with public burping.

Unless TPT is doing it.
see what happens when you're just looking for some relief? a little help? the ladypersons turn on ya.

*sigh*

evolveme 11-12-2009 04:00 PM
Thread Interruptus! Womance in Progress
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4058)
As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.
Oh, I think yew would.

Come on over and find out, Lady.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:08 PM
Brokeback Bromosexuals.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4029)
Bromance: Possibly the queerest thing 2 guys could call their friendship.

Bent: Hey bro you wanna cuddle in a non gay way?
Ezee: Totally
Bent: We got a total bromance
Ezee: Thats right who wants to get laid anyways?

Now where's Bob for our bromage à trois?
Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.

MizzSabra 11-12-2009 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4077)
Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.
GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.

Mister Bent 11-12-2009 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 4077)
Hmmmm, my spider sense is tingling since I jumped in this thread....maybe it's just the homoerotic tension here or my pants are too tight. Excuse me ladiesssssssssssss.
Who you calling lady?!

I'm telling Mom.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4082)
GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.
O yes, GMP, we need to talk about that!

I think you'd get a better reception here than that other place.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 4082)
GMP! Or maybe, Bromance Porn.
You have no idea what I do when my lady is at school........heh.

Queerasfck 11-12-2009 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 4088)
Who you calling lady?!

I'm telling Mom.
Go ahead and tell........Mom always did like you best! Putting cayenne pepper in your jock strap, loser!


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