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Hmmmm....FUN
A sub's lessons
[LIST=1][*]i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles[*]i will not spank others[*]i will not aim for Master's head[*]i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store[*]i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National Enquirer[*]i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum[*]i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle [*]funny noises are not funny[*]i will not slap Master with my bra[*]Punishment is not boring or pointless[*]i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"[*]i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society[*]i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party[*]i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting [*]i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum[*]a burp is not an appropriate response to Master[*]i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work[*]i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum[*]Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet[*]i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head[*]Masters ARE perfect[*]Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master[*]i will NOT wear panties[*]i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties[*]i will not peek out of the blindfold [*]there is no such thing as "slave immunity"[*]i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission[*]i did not win an Emmy for my last session[*]i will not hide all Master's toys[*]all play and no work does not a good slave make [*]i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking[*]i can not fire Master[*]my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers[*]i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips[*]i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies[*]i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's orders[*]i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary[*]i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps[*]i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool[*]i will not wear Master's underwear on my head[*]Master's dog does not stink[*]i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ....and last but not least [*]i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill. |
I don't know wether to ha-ha??? Or duh, common sense???
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I like panties. :blink:
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just for my own personal information....
ok..I have to ask. In this situation, if a sub acted like this, is it the sub who is the problem or the Dominant? Or is this just the dynamic that is agreed upon by the two?
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I can't even fathom it......glad this is in the Fluff column...:|
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well, I am dabbling in this arena and I am doing alot of reading and talking to people and now this thread has me all confused....
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Personally *I* would not tolerate any of these behaviours from mine.
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SURELY its a joke.
Mud as a side dish to Master?/ yes yes a joke. |
Master of what, exactly?
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just thinking out loud...
nods to Lady Snow. When I decided to step into this world, one of the things that drew me to it, was the behavioral codes of both the Domme and Sub, Mistress/slave. The level of trust and sincerity, and the degree of earned reciprocal respect that is shown between the two should be obvious to themselves, but also to the world around them, yes? I would be horrified, literally horrified if a submissive ever acted this way to their Domme in front of me. And God help them if they were mine! Or am I being too stuffy?
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The OP is actually a snippet of something that I read on a blog somewhere, and was written by a genuine Dom who was hashing out different subjects and also showing the sense of humor facets of individuals etc etc. I think it's perhaps being misconstrued in this context without further explanation, hence the confusion.... :|
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ahhhhhhh....A tongue in cheek piece! How I wish it had been quoted so that I would have understood it was not SS's work, but of someone else. Perhaps, SS, you could post where you got this so I could go read more of this blog?
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