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Nat 11-21-2011 11:01 PM

Baby Naming for Evil Parents!
 
For years I've enjoyed the idea of naming my future child "Funner." Because it sounds like a name, but it's not and it makes me laugh. I've been informed this is an "English major joke."

Then today I saw this:

http://cdn1.lostateminor.com/wp-cont...sult-kit-1.jpg

Again I thought omgbabynames! :)

At UT, there's the Hogg auditorium, named after Ima Hogg. I assume her parents were evil.

So, if you were feeling deliciously evil, what would you name your child?

Glenn 11-22-2011 04:12 AM

Diarrhea ;)

always2late 11-22-2011 05:57 AM

I have to think more about what I would name my child if I were truly evil lol...but I do have a name to throw into the thread. Years ago I knew a couple who named their daughter Huckleberry Flynn. :blink:

Daktari 11-22-2011 06:51 AM

Nat! :grindevil:

The_Lady_Snow 11-22-2011 06:55 AM

What's in a name
 
I wanted to name the Worm Lucifer.... No one was good with it...

Daktari 11-22-2011 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 470775)
I wanted to name the Worm Lucifer.... No one was good with it...


Yeah but shortening it to Lucy would have been funny!
:sunglass:

Blade 11-22-2011 07:27 AM

There was a family in the news of late, who had a child named Adolph Hitler and whatever the last name was. That's a pretty cruel joke to play on a kid for the rest of their life.

My Mom worked for the states Vital Statistics department for 15 years. They keyed all birth and death certificates for the state. You'd be amazed at the names people come up with for their children. Evil or not. It's comical but sometimes sad. Sometimes people name their kid something and would spell the name the way they said it instead of what we know as the correct spelling. A guy I work with has a new baby, he named her Meadow Spring, with the correct spellings and no they are not Native American.

Queerasfck 11-22-2011 07:35 AM

A distant family relative was named Pia Rose.

The_Lady_Snow 11-22-2011 07:52 AM

Funny you ask..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 470777)

Yeah but shortening it to Lucy would have been funny!
:sunglass:


Leviathan was a choice as well my catholic ma threw a fit and cried (which btw filled me with glee!)

My plan for the shortening nic for Lucifer was Luc..(Luke)

Nat 11-22-2011 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incubus (Post 470774)
Nat! :grindevil:

Haha. To tell you the truth, any name that rhymes with fat and rat doesn't make for a fun schoolyard experience.

Nat 11-22-2011 12:16 PM

There's a urologist named dick chopp whom I know of.

Harry Bottoms and Harry Butts (Harry any-body-part really)

Babyangeleyez 11-22-2011 12:25 PM

I see a lot of unique names since I'm a peds nurse.

1. Ever Free
2. Kindred
3. Sunnie Sky

Vlasta 11-22-2011 12:33 PM

NEWARK, N.J.—A New Jersey couple who gave their three children Nazi-inspired names is due in court Monday to try to regain custody of their newborn.
Heath and Deborah Campbell's lawyer says state child welfare officials took custody of the child named Hons after he was born Thursday at Hunterdon Medical Center.

The state took custody of the couple's other children nearly two years ago, saying there were in danger because of previous violence in the Campbell home.

Their parents made headlines in 2009 when a supermarket refused to decorate a birthday cake for their son, Adolf Hitler. His siblings are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler.

theoddz 11-22-2011 12:49 PM

True story:

My ex's identical twin sister married a guy with the last name of "Dick" (when the stoopid began). They named their daughter "Anita" and didn't figure it out until years afterwards. :|

Sometimes, the only reason for this kinda stuff is just pure stupidity. :blink:

Incidentally, the girl now goes by "Anne".

Thank Jeebuz. :praying:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

Bard 11-22-2011 12:51 PM

my daughter goes to school with a boy named Hemi I only hope his folks were fans of Hemingway but I kind of doubt it
an ex of mine her folks wanted to name her sunny.... um the last name is DAY lol they did not however

Miss July 11-22-2011 12:59 PM

It did make me chuckle a bit...
 
I know a doctor named Shiney Ting
(Wonder what her parents were thinking)

Apocalipstic 11-22-2011 01:21 PM

A few years ago we had a dancer named Candice Cock. I could not keep myself from giggling every time I heard it...as Candy Cock.

I worked with a Misty Knights.

dark_crystal 11-22-2011 02:09 PM

I really like the name Annelida

Novelafemme 11-22-2011 02:09 PM

My mom went to grade school with a Peter Rabbit. :)

CherylNYC 11-22-2011 02:39 PM

I went to high school with a girl named Roxanne Roll.

I'm told the inventor of the Lear jet named his daughter Chanda.


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