Come again?
 

Did your friend, co-worker, casual acquaintance just come on to you, or no?

Did someone just tell you they had sex and how?

What are your favorite expressions for sex, and how do you let them know you're ready to go?

Laissez les bon temps rollez...



"Shave 'em Dry" (1935) lyrics by Papa Charlie Jackson and Ma Rainey

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,
Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!
Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.

Say I fucked all night and all the night before, baby,
And I feel just like I want to fuck some more,
Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,
And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,
And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.

I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,
Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,
Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?

Now fuckin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,
I'll be fuckin' in the studio just to fuck that to leather,
Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fuck you baby, honey I would make you cry.

Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,
And your stick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like the people,
Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And the pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason this whore got like, I am,
Great God I got fat from fuckin',
Whee ... tell 'em about me! Fuck it!

My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.

oh...mah....gawd..... :eatinghersheybar:

LOL Gemme, and yes, that song even made Persiphone hot enough to have to fan herself...

ummmm...I got nuthin' :blink:

I'll come back when my heart beat slows down a bit. :byebye:

Yeah, that song seems to have that effect.... Later then, Cid ;-)

Hmm, how do I let someone know I am ready for sex?

I give her my devilish grin, stand really close to her, kiss her neck, run my hands along the inner edges of her clothing, touch all those sensitive places that make her gasp, etc. That usually does it.

Last resort, when all other efforts have failed.


barry white

and again...and again...and again... mmm mmm... wonderful :D

Holy Hannah! I like it.

This might help. philxmilstein.com/probe/pix/oliver.htm

I've been emailed that in fact the version of "Shave 'em dry" that I posted was actually written by Lucille Bogan herself. I can't edit the original post, so I'm noting the correction here. Another version was written by Ma Rainey. Fun posts so far, but where are all the colorful innuendos, euphemisms and expressions? Any of these ring a bell for you?

"a poke in the whiskers"

"a knee trembler"

"a chance sandwich"

"Yanking the plank"

"Manning the cockpit"

"double peptide"

"getting your palm read by Mr. Softee"

"rubbing the donut"

and who can resist -

"Yodeling in the canyon" and "the A-frame Orgasm"

*stands really close to atomic*
*whistles innocently*

:eyebat:

i'm not a fan of Barry White...he makes me laugh which i think is not the effect he's going for.

in "yodeling in the canyon"...who's the canyon? :shocking: and wtf is a chance sandwich? LMAO

I think it's more "what" is the "canyon"- lol. Are we there yet? And yodeling is oral so.... Still whistling, Persi?

A "chance sandwich" involves a menage a trois with certain things in play....You want to hazard a guess at what specifically or guess what "checking the i/o port" means?

:sunglass:

What that's not subtle? Sounds subtle to me. Just the right amount of subtle. The subtle is in the whisper.