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I'll be out in a minute!!!!....
okay..... have you ever been peacefully sitting on the throne, minding your own bizness ........and you are startled by the rudeness of someone not knocking before they try to open the door?
you know, that little rattle that suddenly sounds like it is becoming a regular SWAT Team entry into your stall or your bathroom? Or the repeated tries, as if the door was going to suddenly unlock itself after the first attempt at opening? What is your line to those people? I'll be out in a minute!!!! |
HELLO.....
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A drunk reply - "if you wait I will leave it smelling all pretty for you"... door stopped rattling. Right then.
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We have an employee bathroom at work and I have a boss the checks the handle first. When it doesn't open, she knocks...hello, if it's locked, there must be someone in there, so why even bother knocking. Just go away and if you're in a hurry, can't wait, go use the public bathrooms. I hate to feel like I'm being rushed out because a boss doesn't want to use the public ones.
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I used to work with a total tool who used the women's bathroom (single-occupant) all the time because it was 5 steps closer to his office than the men's. He would go #2 and leave it, used everyone's body sprays (which we kept in the cupboards) as air freshener, and once shaved over the sink at lunch and left hair in it. We complained to HR, but he would just stop for awhile and get back to it. He was also pretty high up in the company, so there wasn't much we could do.
Fortunately for me, one day, that I locked the door so I could do my business. We'd all taken to locking the door in case he barged in. I heard him rattling the knob and started singing, to the tune of Jingle Bells, "Occupied, occupied, bathroom's occupiiiied..." He swore, laughed and went away. It sounds funny, but my heart was in my mouth. He finally was told to stop it or he'd have to give up his office and take a cubicle, instead, closer to the men's bathroom. |
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Normally I just say somebody is in here. If they keep rattling the door, then on the way out I use the famous phrase of "Steve Irwin" DANGER DANGER DANGER
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"Someone's in here, wait your turn."I'd like to say "I'll be done when you get some manners", :fart:but why piss 'em off.
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"We'll be awhile, come back later!", accenting on the WE"LL part.
Leaves them wondering who the heck is "WE" and what the heck are they doing in there! But they might just linger to hear if there is something naughty going on! |
I usually say, "someone's in here!" then when I come out I say, "you don't really want to go in there" You should see the faces I get of course I'm only joking lol
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being the trucker traveling lady that i am .........
iand using the public rest rooms...... if i had a dime everytime ......... there are 4 ?? 8 or what ever stalls..... alll empty yours in the only 1 occupied ( door closed) someone comes in...... what do they , try to open YOUR stall door!!! whats up with that??? then some say a im sorry thing.. geeshh |
If at work:
No thank you, I am giving at the office. If a public restroom: Come on in, careful not to step in the huge puddle. |
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