That one question....
 

Ok so I am one of those people that claims to be an open book. That there is no question I won't answer as long as the person asking is ready for the answer. Yet there always seems to be "That one question..." I wasn't expecting, ready for, stumped me because of who asked it, or even made me do an oh no you didn't.

What about that one question you dread getting.

That one question that brought you to tears or laughter.

Hey guys what is the one question that can make you blush?

What about you ladies what is that one question you dread hearing from us or from even a friend?

So how about it what is/was "that one question" you got today or ever...

That one question
 

That one question I got earlier today was....What is your idea relationship?

It still has me stumped and it's not the first time I have gotten it so it must be the person that asked me.

and one of my all time favs
 

Haven't you been to sleep yet?

Always get that one on days like today with 30 hrs straight of none and I know my face is like :|

Why can't you act normal?

The first time I was asked that I literally felt my heart break into pieces that would never fit together again.


Humm... now I have a 12 inch scar to prove it broke. Imagine that.

Yeah I've gotten that one too many times by now. Fortunately I can't recall the first time I was asked it but since I was a child I am sure my reaction was the same. However being the smart ass I am it didn't take me long to come up with the reply of Sure I'll get right on that would that be my normal or your normal that you are wanting me to achieve.

It is a mean question no matter your age. Don't you agree

Yes. And at 57 I've reached my limit finally I think. Living with a constant reminder person who never fails at some point to find a raw spot and add salt. It's a great training ground for learning how to let go of old hurts. Haven't quite got the nack of not taking it personal sometimes. Not perfect I know only too well, but I'll never embarrass you, and even your Mom will like me.

* Even if your heart's not exactly shattered at the moment, it has no doubt been so at some time in the past. I invite you to feel a wave of sadness about your suffering, then move on to this possibility: that having a broken heart is one of the best things that can happen to you.

Why? Because it strengthens your humility, which makes you smarter. It demonstrates to you that you have a tremendous capacity for deep feelings -- far more than you're normally aware of. It breaks down defense mechanisms that have desensitized you to the world's secret beauty. It may also inspire you to treat other people's hearts with greater care, making it more likely that you'll be able to create intelligent intimacy in the future.

Read this on Rob Brezney's Horoscope page for Scorpio. Gave me a lift today. Made my day actually.

A question I always get

Do you have a pic where you are smiling?

Don't like my pic taken but I do have some where I am genuinly smiling

Would you (fill in blank)
Or
Could you (fill in the blank)

Both asked at the most inconvenient time, like fourth quarter witj a min left on the clock, and you just know neither are actually questions because the only answer is yes lol


Better yet....
Before you sit down would you....

Always asked right as you're sitting down,,,,lol

Blame the exhausted mind I have right now for this post.....

Although not a question, my last attempt to be with someone was slammed down by her statement ...

"That's not what relationships are supposed to look like!" She shouted.

Never did get to the bottom of that conversation. Moral of the story?

Get all those cards on the table before committing to any relationship.

To me it's on par with the ludicrous "that's not how you are supposed to do it" rants. I need to just walk away and never look back. There is no "right way" to do anything. Or my personal favorite "a million reasons why you are not good enough for me." It's usually prefaced by the long endless list of 'musthaves' when describing perfect love match. Avoid those peeps darlings.

I'm Rhoda from the dash site... anyone read my posts on the "Good Morning Honey " thread? It's still getting hundreds of hits. That's a micro shot of what it's like to be loved by me. Must be pretty popular with peeps. But out of all those fans only one person. really got me. One. Someday I'm going to make him grits just like I. promised

I have to repost pajama's question of

Are you a boy or girl?

Since it also tickles my funny bone when kids innocently ask and I literally have to force myself from not busting out laughing when I see the parents expression. You just know they were wondering the same thing! I don't get it anymore but when kids ask it I think it's cute.

My favorite one to ask when getting to know someone.....

What are two things I don't know about you?

Been known to ask it once a day until the person is unable to answer it.

That one question ...that puts me on the spot
 

Here's one that always puts me on the spot whether asked in an interview or from someone new you are trying to get to know....

Do you have any questions for me?

Blush
 

That one question....I get tjat coms close to making me blush is

How many people have you been with?

Since I am a player from the 80s when being a player was not a bad thing yet I always have to make sure I understand the question by verifying if they want to know how many partners in have had (hopefully lol) or how many people I have been sexual with....

The following questions:

"How many people have you slept with?"
If you are asking me in a certain tone then I know it matters to you and I won't answer it till you tell me "why do you want to know?"
Or
Oodles but your mom was my favourite

"Are those real?"
Referring to my tits.
Various answers I've given:
No, assshole, they're imaginary
Yes, I grew them myself. Turnips. Apparently, turnips do this to you.
No, they aren't real. Wake up, wake up it's time to go to school, your dreaming, time to get up.
No I had them made in Qatar and shipped on the back of a panda. They were sewn on to me by a drunk homeopath. My nipples point in opposite directions.
Yes. I also have 9 nipples, two of which are in my feet.
Fuck off and grow your own you sackless wonder.

"What part of america are you from?"
Answer: I'm not from the United States.
Blank confused look.
I'm from one of the other countries in North America. You know. The biggest one? Sounds like banada/manada/fanada?

"Where is your purse?"
*confusion about being a femme and not carrying a purse*
Standing in front of me asking me a stupid question; go buy me a drink.
Up your arse with your head

I had to really think about this one.

I think "that one question" would have to be, "are you close with your family, cause, I couldn't date someone that wasn't close with their family".

First, you just said "cause" at which point I'm think you might just be a bit too close to your family and (cause) I think I just heard banjo music.

Second, I am not my family.

Third, what the fuck?

I seriously do not like that question.

The same one that pajama posted!

Are you a boy or girl?

Shakes my head on this one!