Heard in BFP Chat
 

I recommend not using attributions without written permission of the victim...er chatter.

"The one who makes the suggestion shall make the thread."

"i need to go jerk off. ill be right back"

Chatter 1:Hey it was a good line.....
Chatter 2:I only speak in good lines with my fingers
Chatter 1: I'm so leaving that alone
Chatter 2: HAHA

Chatter 1: Oh I have your permission..........lol
Chatter 2: Of course, doesnt that make you happy?
Chatter 1: Immensely..........
Chatter 1: coughs
Chatter 2: throat losenge?
Chatter 1: uh huh........thank you.......I have a sore throat
Chatter 2: Were you swallowng too?
Chatter 1: Perhaps
Chatter 2: Randoms or people that you know?
Chatter 1: Person that I know........

"That's a tad low to be a halo."

you heard that, did ya?
 

gee, I don't hang around long enough, and miss all the good lines (lol)
absolutely hilarious

"Some nights I come in here and think I might have a glimpse of what an acid trip could look like."

"I've lost a plug in a public toilet before."

"I need to go sit on baby jesus and gargle juices. be right back"