For the Femme Who Has Everything; V-Day Edition
 

My friends (and enemies, and indifferent lookers-on),

We are on the eve's eve of one of the more odious made-up-by-the-greeting-card-flowers-and-restaurant-industries holidays. Editorial comments aside, I hope you got your girlfriend something. Or are planning to. Because I'm here to tell you, friends (and enemies, and indifferent lookers-on), I don't care if she tells you she doesn't care about it, or doesn't want to waste money on it, or what have you. She cares. She cares that you care enough to ignore her practical, pragmatic statements for the well-intentioned bullshit that they are and get her a well-considered token of your esteem.

May I suggest that instead of the usual flowers/chocolates/fancy dinner routine, you consider the following product for your ladyfriend? I guarantee that she will never forget it; she will never forget YOU for giving it to her. May not forgive you, either, but I'm not responsible for your relationship issues.

I hereby present you with: My New Pink Button. (http://mynewpinkbutton.com) For the lady who has everything.

You can thank me later.

truly sub genius
 

It would be even better paired with this

This gives a whole new meaning to Pretty In Pink.

You KNOW this shit is no more than kool-aide.
( "Quick! Rub some Wyler's on your Hooch and it will look younger!")

What I want to know is how it was discovered.

Damn it, I so wish there were a Butch version.....since I have zero idea what to get Mr. Cynthia for VDay.

Yes, I know it is hard to believe, but she is WAY more romantic (and way way way more picky) than I am.

Please, for the love of all that is sacred, let me know if they have something similar for the discerning Butch on dreaded Valentines Day??? Pretty pulease????

She says she just wants "a card", but she actually reads them and thinks about what cards say (who knew people read cards?), so the stress of picking out said card is enormous. Please please let there be some of this stuff for Bull Dykes...but not in blue, that would be weird.

:rose:

Mine look like drapes. I think you are being ageist. *snort*

Description:

My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

Features:

• Marilyn is the lightest of our colors. Good for beginners who want to make a slight change fresh color change in their appearance or those who are very fair skinned. For a more dramatic result check out our other colors.
• 20 applications per bottle
• Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide
• Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!
• Easy to use - applies in just one minute - and your pink is back!

Oh, well, that makes it all okay then...LOL...

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Great...you just made me pee my ****ing panties...

Thanks a bunch. LOL...

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And was it tested on animals?

I wonder if it's got a "If ingested orally, call your POISON CONTROL CENTER IMMEDIATELY" notice on it. Because, damn. When else would someone be close enough to inspect the pinkness of your parts (or lack thereof)?

I love the description for "Audrey"


Features:• Audrey - For the woman that loves to be daring, we bring you "Audrey"! This is the deepest, darkest color that we offer to give you a bold burgundy pink color. Perfect for everyone, and your own base color will determine the depth of this shade. Tonight its Show time!!


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I've always dreamed of having that "inflamed" look!

I rub cognac on mine.

Only way to get B. down there when Hy's tired.

*Shrug*

(just kidding...)

Did anyone happen to read about Jennifer Love Hewitt saying she had a friend glue bedazzle beads all over hers?

(In my best "Have you got any Grey Poupon" voice)

"I've never had to decorate to get the "boys" to my yard"


Medusa
superior hooch