Seattle's Straight Pride Parade goes without a hitch, OR participants.
Dumb is the loneliest number
This just in: Seattle’s straight community has been so completely bullied into silence by The Gays (and maybe their close allies, Creeping Sharia) that a big Heterosexual Pride Parade announced for this weekend drew a very dissatisfying number of marchers. We mean disappointing even in comparison to that huge demonstration by Ex-Gays in Washington DC a couple years back, which instead of tens of thousands, had under a dozen people show up, plus some press. What we mean is, actually, ONE GUY, the organizer, a gent named Anthony Rebello, showed up and paraded on Capitol Hill on Saturday.
The “event” even had a Facebook page, with this cheerful inclusive announcement:
We all have the right to celebrate the way of life we have chosen for ourselves. In the name of equality & equal rights, I have created this event to celebrate our right to be heterosexual, and to encourage younger heterosexuals that they should be proud of their heterosexuality (:
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Gosh, and to think he didn’t get a lot of support! And by “not a lot” we mean “none at all.” Still, when you’re the only one marching, you don’t have to worry much about keeping in step or keeping your ranks straight, so to speak. (Just a little heterosexual humor there — did you know that many famous comedians have been straight? It’s true!)
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And while this year’s parade kind of sucks, Rebello is already planning for next year’s event, set for Sunday, July 24. And maybe between now and then, he’ll have a “White History Month” party and take some Men’s Studies courses.
http://wonkette.com/592162/seattle-s...mpaign=july+27
