Butch Femme Planet - View Single Post

Degotoga · 09-11-2015, 05:32 PM

Dear C,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you drive over the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Degs

09-11-2015, 05:32 PM	#16
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,386 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Dear C, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter in a clown suit and I saw you drive over the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and you ruined my attempts at another world war. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Degs __________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.