Your secret is safe with me! And so is your dinner, lol.
Soooo...to recap for those who may have joined the conversation late -
30 dollars worth of various varieties and cuts of meats, "other" unspecified ingredients in a festive array of tantalizing amounts and proportions, all topped off with
four - not just 1, not 2, and not even 3, Ladies and Gentlemen - but 4 pounds of Colby cheese simmered to crispy burnt perfection over the course of one week in the slow cooker, lol.
I'll take your secret to my grave; I swear, lol.
I'm a vegetarian, so - while both of our creative cooking skills are
clearly unparalleled - my own more revolting experiments tend to be a bit lighter and "quicker." (That's the secret to surviving serious food poisoning - I'm giving out tips now, lol)
So you win this time. But I'll be back.