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uglyboi · 09-26-2015, 05:57 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver."

09-26-2015, 05:57 PM	#196
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver."