[Gemme]

Originally Posted by TL1

I'm also feeling very annoyed... Very very annoyed!

It feels completely weird saying this. I'm a Butch and I feel on the "cusp" of sexually harassed at work.

I mean it was funny a year ago. Just a bunch of joking and I laughed along. But honestly the joke is old. Very old so give it a rest!
This woman likes to go around telling everyone she's with me and she "plays" calling herself by my last name. Always touchy feely and tries to sit on my lap repeatedly. She's even tried to give me lap dances! At work! Clothes on of course but still. She asks me to go with her and takes me by the arm like we're on a date and I go along because I figure she has something she actually needs to show me. (Because she's my boss' assistant) So when we get to where we are going. Usually another employees desk that she's friends with... She says to the employee " this is my boyfriend Lee" and I roll my eyes and walk away. She also tells people she was at my house the night before.
Once she was sitting at my desk when I got there and took my keys and put them between her tits! Really? I might be flattered if I liked her tits but I truly don't. I'm not attracted to her at all... Mostly cuz she acts like a slut with no class. And I've done the whole denying when she tells people the bullshit about how I'm hers and telling her no and walking away from her, telling her to cut it out and still she doesn't stop.
I do have pride and really do not want to go to hr because I will feel ridiculous.
On top of that this woman is married... To a man.

So I'm feeling annoyed and aggravated
*sigh*

I would say that you've fallen over the cusp of sexual harassment. She crossed that line a while ago, I'd say.

This sounds like a really frustrating situation. I would be upset too but I'm not sure I'd be so upset as to slut shame her.

Hopefully, you can find some resolution without making things harder for you at work. Good luck!