I had a gluten-free English muffin with, I suppose it was margarine/but could have been a blended spread, and two of those individual serving size portion cups of some non-Smuckers off brand strawberry jam that tasted more like strawberry jelly from a Styrofoam bad for the environment carry out container. Looks, taste, smell, visual appeal wise – this was just a complete and total train wreck of a meal. Basically it beat meals I’ve seen prison inmates eat but didn’t come even close to looking half as good as some of the food I’ve seen people in jail buy from the canteen.
On a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the highest I give this meal a three because as a way of saying thanks for screwing up my order yesterday the restaurant gifted it to me and free always helps soften the blow of disappointment, plus I didn’t have to cook, or do dishes and I got to eat it today fresh from the microwave in the comforts of my own living room as opposed to someplace far less safe, calm, clean, comfortable, tranquil and serene like say in the middle of some war torn street in Syria with bombs bursting in air all around.
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