18 Teachers were asked, 'What's the most cringeworthy thing a student has said in class?'
The classroom is a place of learning, and some might even say wisdom. But these students really put that belief to the test. These are jaw-dropping.
1/18. "He's not my biological boyfriend!"
2/18. "My dad's a teacher and he said a student once asked him what he did for a living."
3/18. "A friend of mine had to send a boy home from her kindergarten class for saying 'Fuck the police!'"
4/18. "In my college biology class last fall, a student asked if cobwebs were living creatures."
5/18. "Had a kid think Washington DC stood for 'Da Capital.'"
6/18. "I had a kid in my music history class say Queen Dildo instead of Queen Dido for the whole first act of the play we were reading in class."
yikes!, this one
8/18. "A little girl (kindergarten) drew a picture of herself then coloured the whole page red. When asked why she coloured everything in red the kid said, 'that's what I'm going to look like when I blow myself up.'"
10/18. "I asked one of my pre-schoolers what was for lunch one day during circle time. She told me 'Chopped liver and Jack Daniels.'"