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Old 03-26-2016, 11:14 AM   #714
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I have 4 Taurus fur-kits (same litter). Do you know what this means?
1. They are the world's greatest lovers.
2. They all want all of me, and become Murder Inc. inside their 3 cute, little, furry heads, when #4 gets all my attention.
3. If they run out of food, they will be extra kind for awhile, then, they will stalk me everywhere, looking at me with utter contempt and disgust, until fed the best the store has for cats.
4. They supervise and inspect everything I do, from yard work to cooking. especially cooking.
5. They determine the logistics of when I come and go shopping for them, and must see everything I bought.
6. I am rewarded by receiving snakes, frogs, mice, moles, birds, etc., in my bed, because are super-turbo ambitious.
7. Oh, and how they love their independence and freedom! I don't dare keep Them inside when They want to go out, I don't dare try to stalk Them, or ever take Their food away, or..
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