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Originally Posted by FireSignFemme
That's okay I know some good aliens who might be able to help with that and I'll be sure to contact them for you, just as soon as I lose these agents of Satan MIB dispatched by the Greys in hot pursuit. You know things would go a lot smoother if these damn chupacabra would quit blocking the road, get out of my way. I'm laying on the horn here ferociously but they're not responding. Do you know if they actually hear, or if the little hole thingies on the sides of their heads are just for alien decorative purposes? Thanks signed
 Agent No. 999 |
Dear Agent No. 999,
Those little holes on the sides of their heads are what helps navigate them back to area 51 when their ship strays. The chupacabra used to lead the way, but the ceilings at area 51 are not built for those above 6 feet tall. These beasts are well over 8 feet tall. George Noory confirmed it!
Signed,
Secret Agent 429