I recently somehow managed to slap myself in the eye/cheek with a toy during sexy time. I'm talking about full on smack with quite a bit of force behind it. I won't go into detail about how this happened, but my girlfriend was looking directly at me so there was no playing it off. We had to take about a 10 minute interlude while we were rolling around laughing hysterically and waiting for my eye to quit watering before we could get back to the regularly scheduled program.
There's a reason why she lovingly calls me her "little dork".
