The Airport Solution
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial. Justice would be swift and efficient. Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."
