I have a 9 month old pup named Moon Unit Zappa. She looks like a border collie but is a cross between a Mareema (italian version of great pyranees) and an english shepard, both herding breeds. She is all pup yet and a joy to my soul.
Today she ate my hair dye
I left it on my end table, and when I returned to my recliner, she had opened the box, bit thru the clear stuff and was working on the colorant. Oh by god by jezzus!

I was scared to death but she hadnt gotten any IN her, and my hubbie got it up off the rug for me while I tended to the dog.
I told her she was not allowed to color her hair until she was older. She was not amused....because she promptly ate one of the grand daughters spatula's from the kitchencenter...