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RockOn · 01-14-2017, 03:39 AM

I am cracking up over here.

This is what our JDeere said on the 11th:
"
FInishing up laundry and finding out that I have been washing some of my clothes in the wrong temperature.
"

Hey Buddy, you are as domesticated as I am and that is not so much. Heh Heh! I have had to learn things the hard way. Once in the 80s, I decided to surprise my lover and do her laundry for her. Those straps on her half of a slip things (camosels) became the tightest wad of knots. Who could know? Who could predict this type outcome? For sure not me. No joke, dynamite could not have separated that knot ball. And I shrunk all of a group of her shirts ... swear to god all went from petite adult size to kiddie size. I accomplished all this damage in ONE LOAD OF CLOTHES. I was purely horrified. Of course, I replaced all of them. Gosh, I felt so bad.

NOTE:
I am on a cell phone and cannot get the settings right so I do nothing fancy because it pisses me off so bad to lost a post. The thing I hate the most is about 3 years ago when I lost the ability to say a little something to someone in a rep note. To no avail, I tried so hard to get that function back on this phone. Finally gave up because I realized continuing to monkey with it would have had me doing one of these 3 things:

throwing the phone through the wall
or
calling suicide hotline
or
getting struck drunk

01-14-2017, 03:39 AM	#2707
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	LOL about JDeere's January 11th post I am cracking up over here. This is what our JDeere said on the 11th: " FInishing up laundry and finding out that I have been washing some of my clothes in the wrong temperature. " Hey Buddy, you are as domesticated as I am and that is not so much. Heh Heh! I have had to learn things the hard way. Once in the 80s, I decided to surprise my lover and do her laundry for her. Those straps on her half of a slip things (camosels) became the tightest wad of knots. Who could know? Who could predict this type outcome? For sure not me. No joke, dynamite could not have separated that knot ball. And I shrunk all of a group of her shirts ... swear to god all went from petite adult size to kiddie size. I accomplished all this damage in ONE LOAD OF CLOTHES. I was purely horrified. Of course, I replaced all of them. Gosh, I felt so bad. NOTE: I am on a cell phone and cannot get the settings right so I do nothing fancy because it pisses me off so bad to lost a post. The thing I hate the most is about 3 years ago when I lost the ability to say a little something to someone in a rep note. To no avail, I tried so hard to get that function back on this phone. Finally gave up because I realized continuing to monkey with it would have had me doing one of these 3 things: throwing the phone through the wall or calling suicide hotline or getting struck drunk