[Mopsie]

Originally Posted by homoe

Once, when I lived on-site at an apartment complex for clients working on living skills, I had a client show up with a gash on her cheek. She claimed that on her walk home from the grocery store a man had jumped out of the bushes and "forked" her. She thoughtfully had collected the evidence in a plastic baggie for the police. Suspiciously the salad fork he supposedly "forked" her with matched her kitchen silverware set. I chose not to call the police ...