I have healthy food but I want
- Deep fried turkey
- Mashed potatoes (the creamy not the lumpy kind)
- Gravy (from those little McCormick packets not homemade)
- Deviled eggs
- Olives, medium size from a can chock full of known carcinogens
- Celery stuffed with cream cheese
- Green bean casserole, double the crunchy fried onions please
- Red jello with that pink foamy stuff on top and nothing healthful folded in
- 3 kinds of pie to choose from
- Ice cream or whipped cream depending on what pie I choose
- French press coffee with half-n-half and
- Some of the ham I vowed not to eat if ham was being served there
I'd also want to take home some left overs because, well after all I am on a diet.
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