Welllll, I deviated from watching Toddlers and Tiaras today. I just couldn't take it lol

! I started a good Netflix true crime original called "Evil Genius"- a really intriguing mystery. I did 30 minutes on the stair master followed by 20 minutes of stretching and core exercises.
I had a funny interaction with Judith. First I saw her on the way in. She said that she was planning to go to church. She goes to a nearby Catholic Church. Funny to walk into a gym and say your plan is to go to church but I believe she meant she was going to perhaps go in the sauna first. So after my workout I came back to the locker room and she was sitting in shorts and a bra reading the newspaper. Our gym provides a free newspaper for all of us to share in the locker room. Ever since I deemed her conservative, I've kept a bit of a distance from her, but all of a sudden she became very animated and said:
"Jennifer, we have a newspaper thief!"
She said it as if I would know what that meant. I said, "Pardon?"
She said, "We have a newspaper thief!"
I asked, "What do you mean?"
She explained that a specific individual, a female locker room member, has been taking the newspaper out of the locker room to read while she exercises and then putting it in her purse and leaving with it. She said that she caught the woman in the act. She described the woman, and I think I might know who it is but I'm not sure. Judith was super pissed! I told her I'd be on the look out and speak up if I saw it happening. Who needs Netflix with such locker room intrigue!