06-04-2010, 10:41 PM
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Joy Seeker
How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored
Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess
Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
Posts: 10,140
Thanks: 13,636
Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts
Rep Power: 21474862
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Technophobe (tek noh fohb) n. From the Greek Computerscaremea
1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an inherent difficulty with basic computer/tv/stereo/dvd type items. Thinks in regular terms and doesn't know the difference between a bit and a byte. Can be identified easily when they try to insert a 5 1/4 disk into a 3.5 slot. Don't even try to hand them a CD-Rom. They will use it as a coaster.
Positive Identification Tips:
1. Do they have a technophile on speeddial
2. Can they spell Linus in their sleep
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