Joy Seeker
How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored
Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess
Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Car (Kahr) n. From the American GOTTAGOGOTTAGO to motor
1) To an individual of the butch persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must be maintained regularly. Oil should be checked. Gas should never fall below a certain level. The windshield should be washed as well as the body of the car. Tires should be checked. A car can be an extension of the butch hym/herself. Never mock a butch's ride.
2) To an individual of the femme persuasion, a car is a vehicle that must take them shopping, to the clubs and out for coffee. Should it make sputtering, coughing, ticking or any other kind of non-radio noise, it should be ignored until the butch says, "How long has that noise been going on?"
The correct answer is, "What noise?"
All lights should be ignored for a week at least and then plaintively pointed out to the individual of the butch persuasion by saying something similar to "Honey, does that light mean anything?"
Stereotyping may occur. Any offense should be checked at the door. Thank you.
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