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Arwen · 06-04-2010, 10:52 PM

RideAstridus (rie dah strie duhs) n. From the Harleyian To VroomVroomVrrrroooooooommmmm

1) A medical condition associated with two-wheeled motorized vehicles. Afflicts individuals of the butch and femme persuasion.

Seems to be associated closely with those of the Tribe Dykus Du Bikus.

A fondness for wrapping one's legs around a hot metal cylinder that throbs (not to be confused with sex toys... although there is still some heated debate within the medical community) as well as an overwhelming need to let the asphalt roll out in front of you.

Tends to have symptoms of wanderlust and just plain old lust. A penchant for leather can also accompany this condition.

Consider chronic but not fatal unless grandstanding occurs. Frequently found to incur hearing losses in some varieties of this.

Known varieties include:

HarleyPoundPoundPound
KawasakiCrotchRocketitis
Indianoliosis
Hondadadadadada
Suzukispeedyitis

Sufferers of this condition are easily spotted. Gallery pictures and profiles will make some mention of a bike. Chronic sufferers will have a picture of themselves on their bike in their signature file. They may also refer to their bike with a name such as Baby hence the term "Baby Lover".

06-04-2010, 10:52 PM	#73
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