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Old 06-05-2010, 09:48 AM   #85
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Bootch Season (boocha see sohn) n. From the DrunkianFemmian to stalk one's prey

1) The time in a femme's life when she declares open hunting on all butches in sight and sound. Butches would be well warned to head for the hills when a femme says this.

If more than one femme states it is bootch season, then all bets are off and any butches not already tagged, bagged or tattooed are considered fair game.

Alcohol is generally involved in this time, but sometimes it is just hormones.

Femmes have been known to bait traps with cleavage, stilettos and baked goods.

Femmes who are in the throes of the bootch season fever should be considered armed and slightly amusing. Generally they are only dangerous to themselves in terms of huge amounts of social embarrassment if they have been posting ala Tequilapostanotta.
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