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 How Do You Identify?:  Butch 
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			Dear Santa,  
 
Could you please bring a nice woman I know a fine assortment of Christmas tree ornaments so she'll have them for next year. It seems someone has absconded with her previous ones! Could you also bring her a year's worth of applesauce, preferably homemade and direct from Mrs Clause's kitchen?  
 
Thanks Santa. 
 
P.S. Something tells me if you check in her refrigerator an icy cold coke awaits you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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