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Old 02-09-2020, 10:28 AM   #867
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Q: What did the math book say to the other math book?
A: I've got problems.


Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A: You can count on me.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says "Spit your gum out;" the trains says "Choo-Choo."
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