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Old 02-27-2020, 11:00 AM   #869
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Originally Posted by A. Spectre View Post
*What's Irish and stays out all night?

Paddy O' Furniture


*What do you call a bad Irish dance?

A jig mistake


*What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick's Day?

You're very clover!
HaHa! Those are terribly cute jokes.

Here's a few I came across the other day:

A) To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: I will find you! You have my word.


Q: How do you make milk shake? A: Give it a good scare.

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A: a Toy-yoda.

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