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She is my sunrise and sunset.
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
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* A woman calls the fire department screaming that her house is on fire.
The fireman asks “how do we get there”?
The woman says, “why don’t you still have those big fire trucks”?
* Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
* Did you already hear about the zoo that only has a dog?
It was a Shih-tzu
* Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
* Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store.
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