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Old 04-24-2020, 11:24 AM   #883
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Q: Why was the little Strawberry crying?
A: His mom was in a jam.


Q: Who earns a living while driving their customers away?
A: A Taxi driver.


Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match.
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