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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE
Ok OK..Well, best advice: Make sure you have someone and a camera with you when you open it. Spray the entire interior with 'luminol" (wtf ever that is ...but it is science ).
If it doesn't turn pale violet inside, toss in a side of beef, 100 packs of frozen Thai veggies, some frozen fries and if there's still room, a quart of vodka.
You're prepare for the Apocalypse...start chanting and gloating.
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Lmao. I'll put on my headlamp and pour bleach into it and hope for the best. Everything else feels too involved and holds too much potential for me to serve unjust jail time.
Then, swap the beef for a bunch of chickens and the vodka for whiskey and I am allllll set. On, and not just some frozen fries. LOTS of frozen fries.