I wish my children wouldn't drive me to do the things I'm plotting. Which are rent a car in secrecy and take myself camping. Why? They think I'm frail and old and need constant chaperoning. Don't they realize If I'd ever listened to anyone's advice they'd have never been born? So little do I need hearing it from them now. I'm not banned from driving or anything they just worry too much and I'm sick of hearing all about how they're going to take me camping and then they never do. I'm saving up and I have plenty of time because the reservation wait list at state and national parks here are either a mile long or only for the worst places imaginable or worst time of the year ever. I'll tell them if they're that worried then they can meet me there. They've got plenty of paid vacation time, they can use some of it on me. After all the free babysitting I give them? Yeah and LOL I want flowers too damn it!
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