Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says “I’ll have one too.” The third vampire says “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
The bartender says “So that will be two bloods and a blood lite???”
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— Jillian Turecki.
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— Stephen Colbert.
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