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How Do You Identify?: As a very feminine woman.
Relationship Status: No thanks, I am not available.
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Near smoke signals in the sky.
Posts: 16,202
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Halloween jokes 🎃
Q: How do bats fly?
A: They wing it.
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Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job?
A: His heart wasn’t in it:
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Q: Why don’t vampires play baseball?
A: Their bats keep flying away.
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Q: Why did the ghost need first aid?
A: They had boo-boo’s.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,”
— Jillian Turecki.
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