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Involved with someone special in my hometown
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In a small community
Posts: 16,281
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Halloween jokes 🎃
Q: How do bats fly?
A: They wing it.
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Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job?
A: His heart wasn’t in it:
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Q: Why don’t vampires play baseball?
A: Their bats keep flying away.
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Q: Why did the ghost need first aid?
A: They had boo-boo’s.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,”
— Jillian Turecki.
”Without justice, democracy dies,”
— Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor).
”The planet can provide for human need,
but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.
”The needs of many outweigh the needs of the few,”
— Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).
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